Throttling the bishop

To masterbate so vigorously that it resembles shaking a member of the clergy in a most violent manner

I've been really pushing my luck recently, you can only throttle your bishop so much before someone calls the cops Throttling the bishop

by Uncleboozer August 22, 2019

Bishop

Somebody who cannot handle their drink. Often found stumbling the streets of London after half a pint.

‘Adam it’s your round.’

‘I’m heading off now fellas.’

Adam leaves

‘He really can’t handle his drink. He’s such a Bishop.’

by The chundermeister May 15, 2018

red bishop

When someone slaps their penis into tomato sauce & waves it around blessing people on their forehead in the shape of a crucifix..

"Oh Jamal, get the sauce ready.. Jimmy is doing a red bishop for grandma & her bingo boys"

by Ramonial crumb May 28, 2018

Josie Bishop

The proper name(which itself sounds marvelous) of the only girl in the world. Awesome and brilliant, this girl turns the most terrible thing into the best thing ever. Once you know her, you can't imagine the rest of your life without her. She is so beautiful and smart, that you cannot be indifferent to her presence. Basically, the perfect girl, even if she thinks otherwise. There's no actual definition to her name, as it is something you feel, not formulate an opinion about, hence any word is just not enough. And anyone that doesn't see that on her cannot deserve a spot on her heart. An advice: don't let her know you like her so soon, and be the best you can to her.

«the boy sees the list of his classmates over the teacher's desk and thinks»:

"Josie Bishop"...what a singular name!

by Jo'ves April 2, 2017

chris bishop

Christopher's tend to by shy individuals, but don't be fooled: when a Christopher emerges from his shell, it is like seeing the brightest, heart-warming rays of sunshine, on a rainy, cloud-besmirched day. Once you know him, you'll discover that he's one of the most thoughtful, witty, intelligent people that you will ever encounter. Arguments and debates are his strong points He makes you smile, and laugh inadvertently- you don't even realise you're smiling, until he points it out with a magical, charming chuckle, in his voice.

Girl: I wish my guy could be more like Christopher.CVery talented and passionate about what he does. He strives and doesn't give up. Christopher's usually get to know one girl and then date her for a long period of time. They prefer a long solid relationships.

Stella:"Hey remember Christopher?"

Lucy:"From summer? yeah what about him?"

Stella:"He's my favorite."Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice.

chris bishop

by hell god ss December 5, 2017

Josie Bishop

The only girl in the world. Absolutely amazing; not to love her it's just something impossible. Just by looking at her, you realize that you can't live without her. Awesome as nothing else, Josie Bishop is the reason of Joy in the life of anyone that meets her. Be always her friend, treat her right as she deserves to, and never EVER tell her you that love her at only one month of classes together. You most certainly would ruin everything.

Josie Bishop called to the main office.

by Jo'ves February 26, 2017

Josie Bishop

The proper name of the only girl in the world. Awesome and brilliant, this girl turns the most terrible thing into the best thing ever. Once you know her, you can't imagine the rest of your life without her. She is so beautiful and smart, that you cannot be indifferent to her presence. An advice: don't let her know you like her so soon.

Her name is Josie Bishop, why?

by Jo'ves March 7, 2017