A well-formed trouser patty that's sat in a woman's panties for several hours after being expelled from her ass - usually unknowingly.
Later that night, the clams casino and unlimited pudding bar seemed like a really bad idea when Lamont felt the warm panty biscuit that had formed between Chirlee's ass cheeks.
by CoonTastic July 21, 2014
by DarkTower July 15, 2004
A portly woman's buttocks and genitalia as viewed from behind as she bends over. Local Atlanta vernacular.
"The smell of Porsche's ham and biscuits wafting up throughout the lap dance was enough to make the birthday boy's stomach turn"
by Decatur Local August 12, 2007
The term 'Biscuit People' is used to refer to members of society who (it is assumed) most likely eat nothing but cheap supermarket own-brand biscuits for their daily intake of food such as chavs, pikeys, & pretty much everyone on the social. They stand apart from regular people by usually have a rather disturbing body odour, unsightly physical appearance, food stains down their Matalan tracksuits and a severely damaged/disfunctional intellect. It should be noted that in a family unit containing a 'Biscuit Person' that over time the remaining members will also become inflicted with the condition.
by Aramitz July 29, 2005
A male masturbation game where the players beat off around a biscuit. The winner is the first person to ejaculate while the loser has to eat the semen laced biscuit.
It is also what a Sky News reporter would choose to say when a biscuit factory floods.
It is also what a Sky News reporter would choose to say when a biscuit factory floods.
1. Lads, I have some Digestives, who wants a game of soggy biscuit?
2. Over there as we can see, the famous McVitie's factory. Lots of soggy biscuits.
2. Over there as we can see, the famous McVitie's factory. Lots of soggy biscuits.
by JPYTWordsmith3000 July 10, 2017
Similar to a firecracker, a cracker, cheese, and marijuana snack. You take a cracker, put a little cheese on top, and a little weed on top of that. Heat it, eat it. So named because Timothy Leary was supposedly very fond of them.
by Tyler November 17, 2004
noun / trump bis cuit / /trʌmp 'bɪskɪt/
: glittering, unrepentant falsehood
: an unabashed, confident lie
:a statement given by a person who ironically believes its truth is self evident, despite its obvious falseness
: glittering, unrepentant falsehood
: an unabashed, confident lie
:a statement given by a person who ironically believes its truth is self evident, despite its obvious falseness
He's got a great temperament? Talk about a trump biscuit!
Enough with all these trump biscuits, let's look at the facts.
Enough with all these trump biscuits, let's look at the facts.
by ilduderino76 September 28, 2016