Beating the Eggs

When a Male masturbates in a vigorous manner, more commonly known as jacking off. It often makes the noise fap

I was having a sleepover with that kid and he started beating the eggs because he thought i was asleep. It sounded like fap fap fap fap.

by horton McGarrity June 16, 2009

a beating from the love truncheon

to creep up on a girlfriend from behind and slap your cock off her cheek"

"if you beat me with your love truncheon again im never gonna suck it again"

by Anonymous December 12, 2006

bedtime beer

drinking and having sexual intercourse at the same time

I had some bedtime beer with Manders' mom under the sheets last night.;)

by everyoneandtheirmom August 4, 2008

Seggsy Beetiny

A seggsy Beetiny is the hottest mf u will ever met. Seggsy Beetiny with change your life forever. It will make u leave your hot lady friend, just for seggsy Beetiny. Seggsy Beetiny with forever live. Seggsy Beetiny is da most Seggsy and hot motherfucking bee u will ever met. LONG LIVE DA SEGGSY BEETINY.
(iS iT tOo LaTe tOo sAy SoR-BEe)
RIP 2021-2021

“Damnnnnnnnnnn u looking pretty Seggsy today”
“Every time I think bout Seggsy Beetiny, I get turned on”

by Liv :D March 13, 2021

Bergie

Beautiful and intelligent woman who rides motorcycles.

I saw a Bergie riding down the road yesterday.

by Bergie May 21, 2008

throw you a beating

To inflict bodily harm upon your person.

"If you keep talking smack, I will throw you a beating.

by Logan9a November 16, 2010

Interrogation Beatings

When you are being questioned and at the same time getting beat up

Mr Hobson was handing out some severe interrogation beatings

by Daniel Kirkup February 7, 2005