berd

person that’s still in band in high school

callie’s a fucking berd.

by goat syz May 20, 2023

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future bert

A growing or predicted bert; a menace to one's sanity that can be seen on the proverbial horizon. See also ass hat

Did you hear him whining already? That one's a future bert for sure.

by da_plunger October 24, 2007

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Mad Beatdown

A token or offering of your friendship to someone you don't know and vice-versa.

Hey man, do you want a mad beatdown?

No, what the hell's your problem?

by pseudonym696969696969696969 February 14, 2009

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Lovely Bert

1. A term for an incomprehensible expression on a vanity license plate, usually utilizing confusing acronyms and "text speak".

2. A rather foppish gentleman by the name of Bertrand.

"LVLIBRT: Does that license plate say 'Love Liberty' or 'Lovely Bert'?"

by talesofsomething June 26, 2009

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Hanger Beatdown

When, after doing laundry, you are hanging up your clothes but can't fit the hanger in, so you must hit it back and forth against the other clothes to try and squeeze it in.

I was doing laundry yesterday, and I had to do a Hanger Beatdown just to hang up my shirt!

you have to many clothes and whine a lot....

by Doesntunderstandusernames November 21, 2010

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