The engineers algorithm is a simple set of instructions on what to do in a certain situation. For example if something is not ment to move but it is moving use duct tape. If it is still moving you have not used enough duct tape. On the other hand if something is ment to move but it isn't moving, use WD40. If it is still not moving used more WD40 and continuously hit it with a hammer until it moves.
Person 1: " I don't know why this isn't working, any ideas".
Person 2: " are you talking about your wife not getting out of bed or the bearing seizing up. Use the engineers algorithm for the bearing. And promise me you won't drown your wife with WD40 and hit her with a hammer."
Person 2: " are you talking about your wife not getting out of bed or the bearing seizing up. Use the engineers algorithm for the bearing. And promise me you won't drown your wife with WD40 and hit her with a hammer."
by Bread_man69420 December 28, 2021
Get the Engineers algorithm mug.A made up word used to describe a person or being that exhibits traits of an engineer, or used to describe someone doing things a engineer type person would do.
“Look at this blueprint I made. I’m so engineerical.”
“And I’m 99% sure engineerical isn’t a word.”
“I’m so engineerical that your engineerical engineers can’t even be as engineerical as my engineerical self.”
“What?”
“And I’m 99% sure engineerical isn’t a word.”
“I’m so engineerical that your engineerical engineers can’t even be as engineerical as my engineerical self.”
“What?”
by Bruh’ll’s’re’ve’d March 20, 2022
Get the Engineerical mug.Related Words
A Person who doesn't know the meaning of common sense or logic, they think are better than their co-workers, usually they have stupid ideas and they can bring a whole Seismic company to Bankruptcy.
by Seismic_leaks May 21, 2015
Get the Seismic engineer mug.by DoXa clipZ September 24, 2016
Get the robotic engineer mug.A person that designs, builds, constructs, maintains the works of circumstance in which one finds oneself or a state of affairs.
Even after realizing my most valuable asset I was still not aware of the infinite possibility of gain until I met a Situational Engineer that managed its movement and offered 'sound' advice.
I thought I knew what wealthy was, now I know.
I thought I knew what wealthy was, now I know.
by Bogus24 May 24, 2018
Get the situational engineer mug.A job candidate, typically from overseas, with some ropey Master's degree and a Batchelor's from someplace you've never heard of (nor they either) who has delusions of a career in some form of engineering. Their utter and desperate ineptitude qualifies them only for a career as a Burger Engineer at the local fast food joint.
The candidate longed for a career at Apple, but he eventually found fulfillment at McDonalds thanks to his Master's degree from NC State. His coursework in Spatula 101 at the University of sPune provided him with the relevant prerequisites for his new job as a Burger Engineer.
by Bainksy December 18, 2018
Get the Burger Engineer mug.Why is this six gigs? The data set I gave you was only one gig.
Feature engineering, --sometimes I'm like my own neural network.
Feature engineering, --sometimes I'm like my own neural network.
by cinf May 6, 2020
Get the feature engineering mug.