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1. the act of a person, animal, or thing that belks.
2. managing or executing: the belking of a task or mission.
3. an act of childish tomfoolery. Most commonly associated with pranks involving facebook, woodberry jokes, or some combination of the two.
4. the condition of having hair with a crisp golden-blonde sheen.
–adjective
5. succeeding, winning, or completing a task beautifully.
6. smiling and walking with a satisfied strut and smile. Usually after a prank or conversation with respected person (i.e. coach, teacher, store owner) over 40 years old.
1. the act of a person, animal, or thing that belks.
2. managing or executing: the belking of a task or mission.
3. an act of childish tomfoolery. Most commonly associated with pranks involving facebook, woodberry jokes, or some combination of the two.
4. the condition of having hair with a crisp golden-blonde sheen.
–adjective
5. succeeding, winning, or completing a task beautifully.
6. smiling and walking with a satisfied strut and smile. Usually after a prank or conversation with respected person (i.e. coach, teacher, store owner) over 40 years old.
1. It's weird, I've been belking so hard the past three days that I've been able to get my schoolwork done, have a blast, and look pretty while doing it.
2. Did you see how much Belk was belking last night? It was really fucking sweet, man.
2. Did you see how much Belk was belking last night? It was really fucking sweet, man.
by AlecDarby November 17, 2010
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Masturbation. Basically, if no one else is around, who are you going to beat it to but the mattress?
"John was beating the mattress so hard last night that I heard it through the wall."
"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."
"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."
by Apple-sucker July 26, 2012
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Get the Breaking at the Wheel mug.The term is a slang used in New Zealand which describes one whom stimulates one's or own genitals with hand. The old boys refers to the hand beating the testicles while stimulating the penis.
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by Dbzage March 4, 2018
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That was a great meal. No doubt I’ll be bakin’ a snake.
It smells like shit in here. Who’s farting? Me. I’m bakin’ a snake. Go take a shit braaaaaahhhh. Nasty.
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