barstorm

(v) To brainstorm at a bar.

See you later, Andrew and I are going to barstorm for our final project.

by HbergMessenger April 15, 2010

kinky bastard

a bastard that is kinky

wow jimmy is such a kinky bastard.
i know right.

by the pussy destroyer 101 October 12, 2016

bastard

these are all crap defintions of 'bastard'. most of them dont even define what the word 'bastard' (the one we want to be talking about) actually means. The real definition of bastard is someone who is a total mean person to you, who fucks up your life and couldn't care less.

that dude is a bastard, he got me fired from my job and divorced my parents

by better than youuuuuu December 28, 2005

Old Fashioned Bastard

One who engages in rigorous, rowdy anal sex with a female after a night of buying her drinks.

"I went out with Matt last night, and he said he was an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that means, but I know when you wake up the next morning, your ass really hurts."

by u8wood March 22, 2005

Bastard

Another word for bitch

God damn that bastard hit my car

by SuperCoolFireDragon December 16, 2016

frat bastard

That annoying, fat, half balding 20 year old who hangs out in a frat all day, drinks insane amounts of beer, and write piss off in black marker on his protruding belly

That guy,you know, the ugly one....frank or something, hes such a bastard.....a frat bastard

by patty patterson June 10, 2006

Magnificent Bastard

The Magnificent Bastard is the kind of character that you get when you combine Tricksters, Master Manipulators and Chessmaster-type characters: bold, charismatic, independent, and audacious. These characters have shown themselves to steal other people's shows through their intellect, boldness of action and manipulation mastery, which often captivates the audience.

They are brilliant and utterly devious, always coming with backup strategies so that they win every time, and not to mention they're smooth operators. They always know exactly what to say and never lose their cool (sometimes unless if it's in certain times when something goes wrong for some of them). The Magnificent Bastards have goals that they don't stop until they accomplish, plus they are charismatic, and almost all of them are often charming. Even at their darkest hours, they have traits that one can't help but admire.

A Magnificent Bastard can be aligned with any side - this category of course deals with the villainous kinds of Magnificent Bastards. It's also possible for Protagonist Villains to be Magnificent Bastards, but it's quite rare to find a Magnificent Bastard in one. Sometimes, a villainous Magnificent Bastard can fall short due to being so arrogant, and sometimes, when said villain goes too over-the-top to be believable, he becomes a Villain Sue. Despite that, said character isn't too likely to be a complete idiot at best.

You magnificent bastard I read your book!!

by Superweapon624 March 16, 2014