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Basic white girl

A girl who constantly buys Starbucks, wears Michael Kors, has a Vera Bradley backpack, and drives a Jetta. She usually follows the crowd.
Me: Omg did you see Madi come to school today?
Girl: Yeah, she got out of her new Jetta with Starbucks iced coffee.
Me: Ugh she's such a basic white girl.
by Karis Lyons April 27, 2014
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basic

having the properties of a base, or containing a base; having a pH greater than 7

THAT IS THE FUCKING DEFINITION IDIOTS
Person 1: O M G that girl over there is SO basic

Person 2: She has a pH higher than 7?

Person 1: No I mean she like thinks she's SO "cool" and "trendy" an-

Person 2: Have you ever learnt chemistry? Probably not since you're using it to mean that shit. I bet people like you'll fucking make "alkaline" an insult next. Or maybe make it into a compliment since it's the opposite of basic?
by sciencelmao January 20, 2017
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basoomas

Pam Anderson's boobs
by Anonymous July 12, 2003
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visual basic

A programming language and development environment that object oriented programmers think they are above.

While a windows program with a graphical user interface in C++ may take months in terms of laying the groundwork and API necessary to perform certain functions, the Visual Basic equivalent could take ten minutes.
C++ Programmer: Hey man! What are you programming?
Visual Basic Programmmer: I'm writing something to find all the music tracks on my computer and write their file paths into an m3u playlist.
C++ Programmer: Wow! How long have you been working on that?? It sounds really intense!
Visual Basic Programmer: 10 minutes.. and I'll be done in another 5.

C++ Programmer: Dude, if you were l33t like me, you would be programming in C++.
Visual Basic: Really? Right now I'm writing an FTP Server! What was the last thing you programmed?
C++ Programmer: Um, I wrote tic tac toe..
Visual Basic Programmer: Really? For Windows? That's pretty cool.
C++ Programmer: Actually its for the console.

Java Programmer: Dude, portability is where its at. Your sleasy Visual Basic program is only good on a Micro$hit computer.
Visual Basic Programmer: Yea well.. When was the last time you compiled a java app for a non Windows machine?
Java Programmer: Actually never.

Computer Science College Student who only learned C++: I have never programmed anything useful in my life. I yearn to be one of 3,000 programming a single function working on Microsoft's Windows 2020.
by The KMan April 24, 2007
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Bascal

BASCAL IS AMAZING AND HE IS THE SWEETEST BOY ALIVE HE IS VERY CUTE AND ADORABLE
a fish... and i LOVE BASCAL
by sammie bee December 6, 2010
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Barock Snowbama

A more recent slur for cocaine, used more commonly among Obama supporters. The name refers to both crack and powder cocaine, so it can be a vague and confusing term. Abbreviated to Snowbama to refer more specifically to powder.
Guy 1: Yo let's do push ups!

Guy 2: Why you so hyper hummi?

Guy 1: I just snorted some Barock Snowbama up in dis peace!
by Getnpoon May 2, 2014
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Basic Bloke

1. A guy who thinks he's down with it and got it going on but really doesn't at all.

2. A guy with a general lack of imagination when it comes to romantic endeavors.
Yeah, saw Dave the other day wearing those aviators. Really doesn't have the face to pull it off, what a basic bloke.

He apologized and hugged me, such a basic bloke.
by FrenchMerc May 10, 2015
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