Fucking the universe and multiverses possible in the tenth dimension using this equation
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θ=√∝÷ (d/dx(ℤ∈÷∃!) †O†
by Hyper Chuck Norris February 02, 2017
Frank: Dude, I got all the way to 42nd base last night!
Steve: Sweet!!! I never knew a Philosophy Major could be so much fun in bed!
Steve: Sweet!!! I never knew a Philosophy Major could be so much fun in bed!
by Purlpetupils January 18, 2012
Steph was base jacking her co-workers Craig and Jason that she developed carpal tunnel and had to file for workers comp.
by Brodie Staxxx July 06, 2019
While many know of and get to 1st, 2nd and 3rd base with a person, there is an alternate base known as 'Let-Base'.
Let-Base is an alternate base option after 2nd base where the person allows the other full access to touch any part of the body. Many find this base shameful to the one who allows it as it shows little self-respect though praise the one who achieves it.
Let-Base is an alternate base option after 2nd base where the person allows the other full access to touch any part of the body. Many find this base shameful to the one who allows it as it shows little self-respect though praise the one who achieves it.
Example 1
Guy 1: Hey did you hear what happened to Lou the other day?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: She got to Let-Base.
Guy 2: Poor girl :(
Guy 1: Lucky guy!
Example 2
Aaran: Hey babes, want to go to Let-Base?
*Girl undresses*
Aaran: Score.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear what happened to Lou the other day?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: She got to Let-Base.
Guy 2: Poor girl :(
Guy 1: Lucky guy!
Example 2
Aaran: Hey babes, want to go to Let-Base?
*Girl undresses*
Aaran: Score.
by Ojen Modsiw April 09, 2013
Guy 1: Wheres Jimmy?
Guy 2: Hes at the base?
Guy 1: Well, he is in bottom set...
Guy 3: Whats the base?
Guy 1: Its the Brunts Base
Guy 2: Hes at the base?
Guy 1: Well, he is in bottom set...
Guy 3: Whats the base?
Guy 1: Its the Brunts Base
by Oxogod November 06, 2017
First base : Kissing for at least 15minutes with toungue .TUTORIAL:grab her from the waist pull her in hold her head and kiss her on the lips , pause every few seconds and rotate your head to the other side , I’m the meantime stick your tongue in her mouth and swirl it around hers, let her stick her tongue in now and start sucking on it such on her lips on her young lick her face kiss her neck give her a hickey (synonyms :making out, French kiss, worm wrestle, young kiss, lip to tongue
Second base : touching melons .TUTORIAL :touch her breast with a shirt and squeeze Step2 remove the shirt and do the same but with a bra only Step3 remove her bra and massage her boob stick your finger into her nipple and do adult breastfeeding (synonyms : feeling up , melon bag , eating cherry
Third base : anything similar to sex but not exactly anything sexual they isint putting a penis into a woman vagina (examples: fingering “instead of a penis it’s a finger ” oral sex “it is a tongue ” , eating out , handjob , tossing salad , blow job , head
Fourth or home base: actual sex penetrating a woman’s vagina with a penis
—P.S. consent is key, if it is rape it usually doesn’t count ,this chart does not account for gay sex
Second base : touching melons .TUTORIAL :touch her breast with a shirt and squeeze Step2 remove the shirt and do the same but with a bra only Step3 remove her bra and massage her boob stick your finger into her nipple and do adult breastfeeding (synonyms : feeling up , melon bag , eating cherry
Third base : anything similar to sex but not exactly anything sexual they isint putting a penis into a woman vagina (examples: fingering “instead of a penis it’s a finger ” oral sex “it is a tongue ” , eating out , handjob , tossing salad , blow job , head
Fourth or home base: actual sex penetrating a woman’s vagina with a penis
—P.S. consent is key, if it is rape it usually doesn’t count ,this chart does not account for gay sex
Brittany-I was on a date with Jungwon last night
Regina-ErmA gErd to what base did you get
Brittany-All the way home baby
Regina -ON THE FIRST DATE
Brittany -Yes and we even did every type of third base tried dogystyle he gave me a hickey and a rimjob
Regnan-You $lut
Brittany -ErmA FrogIng gErD it is not my fault I am inrisistinle and when a guy starts he can’t stop until he does it all
Regina - Uhg But Jungwon is MINE
Brittany - well you are lucky we didn’t do it in bed
Regina - WHAT
Brittany - YEAH we made out I one of those small photo booths for about four hour when he started to second base but when he got to the part we where both shirtless but I had a bra we ran through the mall naked and broke into the movie theatre where we watched To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before , he removed my bra he squeezed my melons and started sucking on then water balloons when he removed my panties and my belt sized miniskirt and we third based when we where kicked out to we did 1 2 and 3 ina random car again and again when we ran into a library and there we had sex for about 4 hour and then we did all four at the same time for 3 more until we passed out naked and I woke up in a hot tub on a movie set
Regina- how did you do this in one day
Brittany - we pulled an all nighter
Regina-ErmA gErd to what base did you get
Brittany-All the way home baby
Regina -ON THE FIRST DATE
Brittany -Yes and we even did every type of third base tried dogystyle he gave me a hickey and a rimjob
Regnan-You $lut
Brittany -ErmA FrogIng gErD it is not my fault I am inrisistinle and when a guy starts he can’t stop until he does it all
Regina - Uhg But Jungwon is MINE
Brittany - well you are lucky we didn’t do it in bed
Regina - WHAT
Brittany - YEAH we made out I one of those small photo booths for about four hour when he started to second base but when he got to the part we where both shirtless but I had a bra we ran through the mall naked and broke into the movie theatre where we watched To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before , he removed my bra he squeezed my melons and started sucking on then water balloons when he removed my panties and my belt sized miniskirt and we third based when we where kicked out to we did 1 2 and 3 ina random car again and again when we ran into a library and there we had sex for about 4 hour and then we did all four at the same time for 3 more until we passed out naked and I woke up in a hot tub on a movie set
Regina- how did you do this in one day
Brittany - we pulled an all nighter
by Koooook July 26, 2023
Mike and Worm got the shit kicked out of them by police at the $20/40 table when Worm was found to be base dealing.
by Dropout21 April 08, 2006