A highkey therapist, helps you at making bad decisions, helps you get laid, lowkey flirts with you and skillfully serving as a wingman.
by Dzengo January 4, 2024
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My brother in law does not grill well, so when we are invited there I run his grill and barbecuck him.
by BullMcCaffrey April 20, 2024
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To take over and operate another man’s grill or smoker in their presence because you secretly think they don’t know what they’re doing.
by BullMcCaffrey April 20, 2024
Get the barbecuck mug.Barbecuck (noun, verb): When a man goes to another man’s house and emasculates them by running their grill or smoker.
Reasons for barbecucking include but are not limited to the visitor’s lack of trust in the homeowner to cook. The visiting bull may have control issues, or he may wish to passive-aggressively assert his dominance over the beta male homeowner.
Reasons for barbecucking include but are not limited to the visitor’s lack of trust in the homeowner to cook. The visiting bull may have control issues, or he may wish to passive-aggressively assert his dominance over the beta male homeowner.
Steve: “George and his family came over last night.”
Tom: “Did he take over your grill and do the cooking?”
Steve: “Yeah. How did you know?”
Tom: “It’s what he does to people he does not respect. He barbecucks them.”
Tom: “Did he take over your grill and do the cooking?”
Steve: “Yeah. How did you know?”
Tom: “It’s what he does to people he does not respect. He barbecucks them.”
by BullMcCaffrey April 23, 2024
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Jamal:Not much just prepping my barbecue watermelon jizz
Cian: DYLAN LOOK OUT!
Dylan:Jamal! Why did you just Barbecue watermelon jizz are over me you silly nigger
Jamal:Not much just prepping my barbecue watermelon jizz
Cian: DYLAN LOOK OUT!
Dylan:Jamal! Why did you just Barbecue watermelon jizz are over me you silly nigger
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by Rosesareredbussysarepink March 13, 2024
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bro 1: "how f*cked am i?
bro 2: "you didn't just get cooked bro, you got straight barbecued."
gal 1: "missed petition to graduate deadline PLS HELP"
bro 2: "sorry to hear that you didn't just get cooked, you got straight barbecued."
bro 2: "you didn't just get cooked bro, you got straight barbecued."
gal 1: "missed petition to graduate deadline PLS HELP"
bro 2: "sorry to hear that you didn't just get cooked, you got straight barbecued."
by boss man 420 October 3, 2024
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