bald headed hermit

Noun, Slang term for penis, usually used in the form of a euphamism rather than plain speech

"Do you want to meet my bald headed hermit?"
"I was kissing the bald headed hermit and he spat at me!"

by DesignerGuy December 4, 2005

bald eagle tears

The essence of merica itself. Typically extremely sweet tea or Mountain Dew. Also refered to as diabetes sauce

I drank a gallon of bald eagle tears and all of the democrats cried. Merica y'all

by Shore redneck January 25, 2014

Bald headed bitch

Someone who is bald, balding, or should be snatched bald because they don’t know how to act. They often times have no common sense, courtesy, or home training. Typically men near or in their 30s that need to get it together.

Girl, have you seen Brandon?

No girl, what happened?
Oh nothing. Him and Riter are just a bunch of bald headed bitches, trying it as usual.

by Messyqueen February 26, 2020

bald man in a boat

1. Vagina. slang, from a birds eye view.
2. or a bald man...in a boat

1. She's got a nice bald man in a boat!
2. hey look, for some strange reason there's a bald man in a boat sailing down the river!

by Fra Markham January 20, 2004

bald mouth

A mouth that smells like someone's bald head that never been washed. Hence, a mouth that hasn't been washed (brushed)

Shutup Tre with ya bald mouth

by Great7 April 7, 2016

bald haireded

When a person has the ability to grow hair, but chooses not to.

I shaved my head so now I am bald haireded. He can't grow hair so he is bald, not bald haireded.

by Moshe Rueven January 17, 2008

bald eagle

sported by bounanno.

boob is sporting the BALD EAGLE nowadays!

by billy bob February 22, 2003