Fat bitch, who plays victim while fucking 10 other guys while saying she loves you. Her natural habitat is in the McDonald’s drive through or in a randoms bed fucking for a place to sleep. Beware of this fat bitch she tends to use her racist daddy who is a Sheriff to get you charged and harassed. You want to stay away, while thinking you’re fucking for free you’re not and should get checked for stds fast
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Ashton Brayshaw is the kind of guy who would try to microwave a Pop-Tart and then wonder why his house smells like a science experiment gone wrong. He once attempted to train a squirrel to fetch his car keys, but all he got was a very angry rodent and a lost key fob. Ashton firmly believes that if you press an elevator button multiple times, it goes faster, and he has an ongoing feud with a vending machine that "stole" his dollar back in 2017. His biggest claim to fame is almost winning a hot dog eating contest—except he got distracted halfway through trying to argue whether a hot dog is a sandwich. Classic Ashton. Ever since his marriage on September 21, 2013 he has gained over 50 kilos. Bro used to be able to see his dick by looking down and now he can't. He is a teacher and Mr Brayshaw is so sigma alpha. BTW his wifes name is Marie-Lisa Brayshaw.
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The most beautiful amazing person you will ever meet. Ashton has dirty blond hair and hazel eyes most of the time. The name “Ashton” means “Ash of trees” but this won’t mean that he’s all bad. He is the most caring person even if he teases you. Ashton is very smart as well, he does very well in math. He does sometimes cause trouble though, all for a good laugh. He is by far the cutest boy you will ever meet. Any chance you can get you should talk to him, he will make or day by saying the funniest jokes. He sometimes is a little mean/protective to other boys if you’re with other boys. He will sometimes take your food, but if any other boy tries to “flirt” with you, or call you his “nickname” that he has for you… he is very protective about it in the cutest ways. His name is very uncommon, but this Ashton is rare.
The most beautiful amazing person you will ever meet. Ashton has dirty blond hair and hazel eyes most of the time. The name “Ashton” means “Ash of trees” but this won’t mean that he’s all bad. He is the most caring person even if he teases you. Ashton is very smart as well, he does very well in math. He does sometimes cause trouble though, all for a good laugh. He is by far the cutest boy you will ever meet. Any chance you can get you should talk to him, he will make or day by saying the funniest jokes. He sometimes is a little mean/protective to other boys if you’re with other boys. He will sometimes take your food, but if any other boy tries to “flirt” with you, or call you his “nickname” that he has for you… he is very protective about it in the cutest ways. His name is very uncommon, but this Ashton is rare.
Person one: “Dangg- is that Ashton? He is so cute!”
Person two: “Yep that’s Ashton, I can tell by the way he’s flirting with ___”
Person one: “Dang I wish he was flirting with me… should I buy him lunch?
Person two: “No he already has eyes for ___”
Person one: “Aw, ok… I wish I was with Ashton though, his eyes are so beautiful.”
Person two: “Yeah ___ is very lucky….”
Person two: “Yep that’s Ashton, I can tell by the way he’s flirting with ___”
Person one: “Dang I wish he was flirting with me… should I buy him lunch?
Person two: “No he already has eyes for ___”
Person one: “Aw, ok… I wish I was with Ashton though, his eyes are so beautiful.”
Person two: “Yeah ___ is very lucky….”
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