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Amish Lightbulb

Having sex using the ear canal as the orifice. The term is derived from the fact that Amish people use candles for light. Candles are made from wax, and wax can naturally be found in the ear.
I gave my boyfriend an Amish Lightbulb last night. My hearing is suffering.
by PensylvanniaDutchConvert May 13, 2014
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amishaa

She was so boring that she reminded me of Amishaa
by punisher_aka October 19, 2018
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Anish the thugger

He was a thugger for the dunes
The ancestor of the great thugger maha rana pratap who tried his best thug twerks to save his empire from thugger mughals
But in the end akhbar's bussy was big and better so sadly he lost
Coming back to the present
Anish the thugger in his ancestral thug council hall was waiting as he was going to be become a promoted thugger
The THUGGING ceremony went on for hrs
But after that the jodhpur aka thuggers arena got raided by Pakistanis
Pakistanis almost won the war of thuggers jodhpur and they even took many hostages including momo who always was against thug buy secretly loved it
Anish the thugger with new senapati thugger title soon took his thugger army and fought Pakistanis in that battle anish launched the fattest and most astronomical assclap any thugger could have done driving the Pakistanis away
He was famously named after that battle anish the thugger of the dunes

Seeing his THUGGING power momo started having a crush on him and here we r some 2bharat4u kids making fun of the dune thugger not knowing his one thug act could make them question their Sexuality
-Here he has arrived, the one and only, Anish the thugger-
everyone: *gasps*
Saki: *4 hour random rant about JEE*
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Amish Sweat Ritual

When a man in a solid-colored shirt with suspenders on, possibly an Amish man, gets all sweaty from toiling in the fields farming and his shirt is soaked with muddy sweat, either from the dirt that was kicked up when plowing in 95 deg F weather, or from rolling in the crumply soil.
At the end of the movie Witness it looks like the Amish men just got done with an Amish Sweat Ritual.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007
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AMISH SUNRISE

the act of waking up and masturbating without the assitance of techknowledgy and ejaculating into someone elses orange juice
thanks to young mesh i gave a amish sunrise to that jerk in accounting
by Ginrummy1 November 11, 2011
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Amish

Means lame or stupid. A substitute for modern usage of "gay".
Rico: Hey dude how was class today? I skipped
Mathew: oh dude good thing you skipped. class was fucking amish today
by Jimbo Gobstopper April 16, 2008
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Anish

An Indian man with a very creepy and perverted mind who believes in non-committed relationships and hitting on any girl and her friends who talks to him. Warning: may become angry when rejected!

Tends to have strange habits, likes and dislikes.

Best avoided at all times.
Girl 1) I saw Anish today and he pestered me for sex...again!
Girl 2) Oh my god! He did that to me too yesterday...
Girl 3) Me too, the dirty scumbag
Girl 1, 2 & 3) Ewwwwww!!!
by Amanda Hugenkiss 554 January 1, 2011
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