Fairbanks Alaska

Fairbanks Alaska is the coldest city in the United States. During January it can reach as low as -50F and is also very dark. The town is known to have the best northern lights viewing in Alaska and is also known as the gateway to the arctic since it’s just a short drive away!

Person 1: Hey I’m moving to Fairbanks Alaska!

Person 2: The coldest city in the United States?
Person 1: Yup!

Person 2: Good Luck!

by TheBesy878 September 17, 2020

The Alaskan Goat Beard Challenge

A hilarious challenge where you shave a goat's beard off and glue it to your chin in the winter. The challenge is to keep the goat hair glued to your chin and try to get reactions from random people

John : Hey man why the fuck does Willis have goat hair on his chin?

Toby : We made him do

"The Alaskan Goat Beard Challenge"
John: WTF is that bro?
Toby: you shave a goat's beard and glue it to your chin in the winter and wear it and you have to get random people's reactions without taking it off your chin

by JaCrispy420 December 11, 2020

Brown Alaska

When you insert an ice cube into your anus to create a cooling effect after a spicy bowel movement.

I really need a brown Alaska after that Nashville hot.

by Minka_Minha August 25, 2021

leaky alaskan pipeline

Like an alaskan pipeline - only one uses the frozen shitsicle to masturbate with, after poking holes into it so that as they approach orgasm - an increasingly thick layer of feces melts out of the condom onto their hands/nether regions

Yo man - did you see that video Shirley posted of her giving herself a leaky alaskan pipeline? SHIT WAS SO CASH!

by realtimecrease August 20, 2022

Looking for Alaska

Looking for Alaska is one of John Green's books that have been written by the author John Green. The story takes places that is divided into two parts, before and after.

Before: Miles "Pudge" Halter is a student at Culver Creek. Pudge was an innocent little soul until he met Alaska Young. An intelligent, screwed up, and god damn sexy girl. Pudge starts falling for Alaska but for Alaska, she dragged Pudge into a labyrinth of situations that sounded not innocent but they seemed like fun. From smoking to having drinking parties in the woods while they confess their emotions, Pudge starts drowning into emotions of rebellion, love and schoolwork.

After: Nothing is the same for Pudge.

If you wanna know what happens after, read the book!

Weird person I don't know or like: Have you read Looking For Alaska?

Me: *starts yodelling

WPIDKOL: u ok?

Me: I read Looking for Alaska over a 100 times, and yet I still want the god damn movie!

WPIDKOL: okay......?

by notamazingwords August 27, 2017

camping in alaska

Smoking benadryl out of a taki

“smoke benadryl out the taki bro it’s called camping in alaska”

by twainthpotting November 4, 2020

Barskank, Alaska

Barskank, Alaska is where horrible sluts (commonly known as Eskiho's) spawn and eventually migrate toward the bars of the world. Parasitic in nature, they feed off of unsuspecting men with empty promises of sexual reimbursement. As a result, they drain the confidence and bank account of any prey they seek.

Barskank, Alaska is fun to visit but somebody should really just nuke the place.

by Stevie LaLa September 3, 2016