Aftehnsmuchen's Disorder

Aftehnsmuchen is a psychiatric disorder that can occur in people who have eaten rotten cat brain cells.

Will was sent to psychotherapy after being diagnosed with Aftehnsmuchen's Disorder.

by tgayg February 26, 2019

After Sex Bubblegum

When you don't have enough money for condoms so you buy bubblegum instead. When you get home and get ready for sex blow the gum and put it on the penis and then have fun.

Jimmy: Jane, did you get the condoms
Jane: no,i didn't have enough money.
Jimmy: so what did you get?
Jane: I got gum instead. Now seat back and i will blow the gum an wait till you cum so I can eat the After Sex Bubblegum!

by Yourdaddylesbianlol April 15, 2019

Friday afternoon model

A device which doesn't work properly, presumably because it was assembled on a Friday afternoon when the fitter was tired and dreaming of the weekend.

My new stereo sucks, I don't know they're all like this, or maybe I just got the Friday afternoon model.

by iMacThere4iAm May 24, 2010

Grindr afters

(Noun) An after party or after session which is organised through the app 'Grindr.' Usually attended exclusively by gay males who have ingested a wide array of drugs.

Friend 1: "Did you go home straight after the club?"
Friend 2: "No, I went to a grindr afters and got reefed, didn't get home until 10am."

by Misshoneygoujon November 11, 2018

Clean the house after the party

The process of getting a tissue, towel or wet-wipe to clean up a sexual participant's stomach, anus, lower back, mouth or vagina following sexual intercourse.

Oh he's a great guy, he helped me "clean the house after the party."

by iggyboo5 September 8, 2009

Snoop Dogg's Opera Afterward

After Snoop Dogg's Opera is finished, (Look up Snoop Dogg's Opera) all of the members of the opera and Snoop Dogg, (The conductor) go behind stage and smoke upwards of 70,000 pounds of weed. Once the room is hotboxed, everyone falls asleep and wake up later on to make another performance. It is an ongoing cycle.

Guy: "Do you know what happens after Snoop Dogg's Opera Afterward?

Guy 2: "They (Next Episode Starts Playing) Smoke Weed Everyday!"

by dasboot69 May 21, 2020

Afterlife

What happens to you after your body dies, where your soul goes after death, another existence. Many cultures and religions have different views on the afterlife. Many believe our actions in this life are judged and will effect the afterlife. Others believe in reincarnation. A consistent, vast majority of human population believes in some form of afterlife. Quantum Physics/Mechanics and other sciences show other existences and certainly possible, not to mention other theories on unknown dimensions, alternate universes, etc. Only atheists deny any sort of afterlife, and think they are superior for it, possibly due to a fear of judgment.

"Valhalla is the afterlife Norse Mythology envisioned for fallen warriors and heroes of their culture."

by KingLampshade May 21, 2009