by 4kt.slim33 March 7, 2019
Get the Tie Your Shoes Bc yuu trippinmug. "tie the white boy down and shock his balls" is what another cadet, Terry, says when he comes to our room with his buddies and wants to practice using his electro-sex device on me -- they attach electrodes to my tits, cock, balls, and asshole and give me electro-shocks and I blast my cum shock-shots everywhere!
Terry and his friends stopped by and they had a beer and said , "Why don't we tie the white boy down and shock his balls?
by USAF Cadet February 9, 2021
Get the tie the white boy down and shock his ballsmug. noun, derogatory;
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.
an overweight, boisterous man typically of Italian-American descent, or who attempts to imitate certain aspects of Italian-American "wise guy" culture. So called due to the fact that the size of his obese belly will often cause a necktie to appear too short to reach all the way to his belt line when he is wearing a business suit.
"That table full of guidos looks like they could eat an entire tray of lasagna each, and they punctuate every sentence with 'AYY!' and 'OHH!'"
"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"
"Sounds like we've got a bunch of short ties on our hands!"
by mm_16 January 7, 2024
Get the Short tiemug. Happens in the backseat of a car where you hold on to the tie around your man's neck while you bounce up and down on his lap vigorously and try to come before you choke him to death or NOT
We were driving to work this morning and my boyfriend asked me to fix his tie for him so I started tying his tie.
by jewel117 May 28, 2016
Get the tying his tiemug. A situation where everything else being equal the two competitors compare penis size to determine a winner. From the Iowa caucus, how they handle ties in voting before women had the right to vote.
Out of events to play they called for a caucus tie to finally determine the winner of the decathlon.
by DJ JDB the 4th October 6, 2016
Get the Caucus tiemug. by MrProMax January 24, 2024
Get the tie me upmug. When you put a bowl on a plate that has food in it and you want to announce to everyone else so they don’t knock it over
“Bowlo-tie”,
“Bowli-tie”
“Bowli-tie”
by Pdorrance May 10, 2018
Get the Bowlo-tiemug.