Preston is a very awesome bf. He might smell like a mojón and monkey butt, but hes truly so cool. If you ever meet him beware cause hes like insane but youll get used to it after like a month i think. He also doesnt like cereal with milk which is a MAJOR red flag. He also needs to eat firehouse subs and smoke to survive. but even though he acts like so crazy he gives good hugs and bes so nice. like seriously he even buys me an abundance of food quite often which proves how kind of a soul he is. and even when i try my hardest to give him the ick he doesnt get it cause hes invincible and strong which is why we are engaged. oh also if you invite him to your house hide your water because he will drink ALL OF IT like he will not stop drinking water like omg. and also he talks very loud because he wants his presence to be known . hes nervous to eat food with dyes in it but he will still hit yardys. how does that make sense? i dont know but u shouldn't ask him cause hes the king. So if u meet him just dont be scared just trust the process. cause he has an exquisite personality that cannot be matched.
random person: hey why r u so handsome and awesome and cool
preston: im preston cass
random person: oh yeah that makes sense now
preston: im preston cass
random person: oh yeah that makes sense now
by ilovelife57 May 15, 2024
Preston High School is balls.
by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 17, 2023
by :Y0U June 02, 2017
The definition of a friend who knows the limits of jokes, but goes right below it, he always defends those he cares for, and will tell you if he's actually you're friend
"Hey Preston Moede is over there!"
by Max The Elf December 17, 2021
Preston is the coolest guy ever. He hosts a Christmas party once every year where beings from all across time and space. Preston's Christmas Party can refer to the actual party itself, or it can refer to a bunch of people that shouldn't be in one place hanging out together.
by EESDSESESERDT April 07, 2022
Preston Baer is a way to say damn girl your choking on your dick but it's too big to suck or choke on
by PsychoticPJ November 11, 2019