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Touch my plum

Caressing the lower back/upper butt where the crack begins.
His hand slid down my back and I felt him touch my plum.
by HisAlienGirl January 26, 2016
mugGet the Touch my plummug.

the old baked plum

Bum.

From Cockney rhyming slang. Usually used to describe where a gay man 'gets it'
"Have you heard Murphy likes it up the old baked plum"
by Fruitybutt May 3, 2017
mugGet the the old baked plummug.

Mr. Jasper (Plum)

Mr. Jasper is a teacher in plum borough senior highschool and a brilliant scientist. He lives on his factory in Croatia and is proficient in Bio-Science. He created a clone of Uncle Grandpa using a shard of his hair from his battle with Broly. This resulted in the creation of Aunt Grandma. He also used the blood of Broly to create the awesome Bio Broly.
Mr. Jasper (Plum) created Bio Broly?!
by Can Opener 86 October 1, 2021
mugGet the Mr. Jasper (Plum)mug.

Plum

Also know as a fat little man with hairy cheeks and an ugly face who likes young ladies and ugly foreign woman
Jesus Adam leave that young lady alone your turning into a plum
by Jessica Bolger January 22, 2019
mugGet the Plummug.

plum glazing

When two guys are having anal sex and the one guy pulls out and creams on the others testicles
Nicky was banging Critter and gave him a good plum glazing for a job well done
by lebreezer May 17, 2023
mugGet the plum glazingmug.

Plum Humming

The act of taking a testicle in your mouth and humming a happy tune.
I was giving my man head last night , but when I started plum humming him he REALLY got off!
by Rebellion 999 June 9, 2021
mugGet the Plum Hummingmug.

Plums

A slang word for colorful golf balls that come in an assortment of colors like red, green, and yellow.
I picked up some new plums today, I can't wait to go play golf this week.
I hit a few plums into the water last round, no worries I'll pick up a new batch later.

I can't believe you hit that plum that far, your new to golf right?
by akarocket April 18, 2024
mugGet the Plumsmug.

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