Cigarettes

cigarettes are something you smoke. Cigarettes are bad for you. don’t smoke.

Son: Hey mom, do cigarettes expire? Mom: No, but the people the smoke them do. Son: But, dad smo- wait... DADDDDDDD!!

by Izzyy Bizzyy November 21, 2020

Frenchie Cigarette

It is a small and skinny (much like Frenchmen) joint that was rolled with a cigarette rolling machine rather than it being rolled with your hands. Instead of looking like a cone it takes a more cylinder shape

A: "I don't know how to roll joints"
B: "Just get a rolling machine and roll a frenchie cigarette"

by liljohn200000123 November 15, 2022

cigarette car

An older car from 1990-2005 roughly, has definitely been smoked in before.

That’s Jan’s 2003 toyota, it’s a total cigarette car, the previous owner smoked in it.

by Nenona571 March 11, 2024

Fried Cigarettes

Poor people food like Extremely poor

I love eating fried Cigarettes

by El Pseudonymio July 29, 2025

Air cigarette

For those moments when you really need to smoke a cigarette, but don’t have one or is trying to smoke less. The only logical course of action is to pretend-smoke a cigarette and pretend-puff smoke out of your mouth.

“I gazed into the sweet sky as I pull nothing out of my pocket and smoke an air cigarette.”

by H@ckerman August 15, 2022

birthday cigarette

A gift of a Marijuana joint for a birthday gift.

At your birthday party we gotta slip of n smoke your birthday cigarette I got you.

by shypiestoner January 12, 2016

Cigarette distance

The unit of measurement that smokers use between destinations to determine if they should light up a cigarette, with the reasonable certainty it will be smoked by the time they arrive. White trash only use this measurement when giving directions to other white trash.

Jimmy to his common law wife: How far is the Walmart from the bar?

Common law wife to Jimmy: the cigarette distance is about 3 cigarettes.

by Grant Rampus February 15, 2019