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The Texas Carl

Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
HEY MAN, let’s give Chuck The Texas Carl... nah, let’s just go to Whataburger instead.
by Chokal October 11, 2019
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Gareth Carling

A player created on FIFA Street by a YouTuber with a dusty trim. He is 6 foot 6, 250kg (probably), a six pack and a purple crew cut.

Born in Stoke, he breeds bulldogs and has 7 at his home.
He is the captain of FIFA Street team StellaFC who competed in 4 games before disbanding in Gareth Carling scored 58 seconds into his debut after dribbling past 2 and finishing under the keepers legs. Despite a good start, StellaFC went on to lose 5-1
In their second game Gareth scored a brilliant volley to take the lead but they then went 3-1 down after some defensive errors. But Gareth completed his hat trick and made it 3-3 with a controversial goal and a cool finish into the corner. StellaFC player Jensen then scored two solo goals to give StellaFC their only ever win.
In their 3rd game they lost 5-3 as a dusty trimmed youtuber complained about the AI not doing enough skills.

In the 4th game, Gareth did several Ronaldinho-like skill runs but couldn’t find the finish. He also put in several crunching tackles which got him praise from Graeme Souness. Souness said ‘if Paul Pogba did that he would good enough to get into the Scotland team’.
StellaFC never played again but the rumour is because FNG didn’t want to play FIFA Street because FTW was making him money.
Gareth Carling after this ended up getting a lifetime subscription to Nuts magazine.

Gareth ended his career with 5 goals in 4 games with StellaFC winning 1 out of 4.
Gareth Carling’s done an absolute madness! Gaz on a mad one!
by bobjeffbobbyjeffy October 28, 2021
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Carl Cox

by millsart August 8, 2022
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Pull A Carl

Getting a thottie to have sex with you/send nudes and then leave.
Carl: Yo that girl thicc af.
Dan: Ask her out!
Carl: Naw she a thottie not relationship worthy.
Dan: Then pull a Carl and fuck her and leave!
Carl: Aw shit you right.
by Mad handlez November 19, 2017
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carl benny

carl benny is a handsome guy he is the type of guy that gets manu bitches but act like he dont he also got a horse cock
i met a carl benny today he was so nice
by handsomemans May 9, 2022
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carl's dad

Look at how flabby he is he's a Carl's dad
by Hsdhsyusu April 13, 2017
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carl azus

Our lord and savior, he's probably done ur mom. He is amazing and I would do anything for him ANYTHING.
Teacher: were going to watch CNN 10 rn, cause I don't know how to teach
Me: ALL HAIL CARL AZUS *moans in asl*
by George_urmom December 9, 2021
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