jabba-wipe

A woman who is addicted to having sex with obese men.

Steve, the only girl in this room who’d fuck your fat-ass would be a jabba-wipe like Ashley.

by Skankaflank May 13, 2022

Razor Wipe

Toilet paper often located in public washrooms that shaves your butt hole while wiping it.

Dude that Mcdonald's bathroom has some serious razor wipe going on. I might have to by new underwear.

by officeworklife July 09, 2015

Victory Wipe

A mid day wipe of the crack to keep things tidy. No poo or sitting required although who doesn't love a good sit?

Where did Scott go? He said he was hitting the john for a Victory Wipe. Dude is always staying fresh.

by Ol'D1rtyB@$T@rd December 12, 2018

Military wipe

When a person of service goes #2 and only uses one sheet of paper to wipe by wrapping the single piece of paper around their index finger and inserts the finger into their anus and wiping with a circular movement.

I only had one piece of TP left So i had to " military wipe"!

by NoGameOBMC October 20, 2016

insurance wipe

The action of wiping after a clean poop thus insuring yourself of a clean balloon knot.

Sam: "Man i just wasted four squares of toilet paper!"
Devin: "What do you mean?"
Sam: "There was no poop on the toilet paper after I wiped."
Devin: "Well, then consider it an insurance wipe, you can never be too safe!"

by Bill Lowbiter February 24, 2014

snag wipe

one that wipes snot or boogers upon a door knob or wall

Raphael put snag wipe on girlfriends hair

by drippydick11 January 08, 2012

dick wipe

A brand of dispossible towels designed to be used to wipe your penis after a messy ejaculation when your lover is not allowing to suck excess semen from your face, and no blinds/bedclothes/curtians are at hand to fill this roll. Constructed from 100% cotton for that nice soft delicate penis wiping experience, and comes in a large range of aromatic and pleasing-to-the-nose smells...

''Aww shit, It's everywhere, Man I wish id bought a DICK WIPE

by James Foxhall February 28, 2005