Russian Hamster Race

When a male proceeds to ejaculate on a women's anus and the cum rolls down towards the genitalia. The cum resembles a Russian hamster racing.

"BRO GUESS WHAT!?"

"What?"

"Last night my Russian Hamster raced to her Vag in 6 seconds!!!!"

"No way, NICE!"

by GiggleGoat December 18, 2009

Peruvian Hamster Ride

During gay intercourse when a hamster is inserted feet first into the anus of one partner. The other partner then places his penis is the anus of the other man so that the hamster latches onto his cock.

After a peruvian hamster ride I beat the little shit with a hammer for drawing blood.

by cock_munchin January 26, 2015

Hung Like a Hamster

Although most people think "hung like a hamster" means having a small penis, it actually means you have a large one, because hamsters penis' are nearly touching the ground when you say you are hung like a hamster you are saying your dick almost touches the ground.

Person 1: Man, I'm Hung Like a Hamster.
Person 2: So you have a small penis?
Person 1: Nah man it's a centimeter from the ground!

by Thecorrectdefine-r April 24, 2011

Hung Like a Hamster

When a males genitalia is approximately the size of a hamster aka. very small. When said to girls on the street in a heckling manner this term will lead to laughter and chicks love doing it with funny guys.

Dude 1: Hey ladies, I'm Hung Like a Hamster!!!
Girl 1: Haha!, LOL!, ROFL! lets do it!

Tip: This term is most effective when said in some sort of sequence with "Hey ladies, I have good game!" See: I Have Good Game here on Urban Dictionary for more details.

Dude 1: Hey ladies, I'm Hung Like a Hamster!!!
Girl 1: Thats neat.
Dude 1: No seriously, I have good game!
Girl 1: Haha!, LOL!, ROFL! lets do it!

by Coolguy172 June 23, 2006

a squirrel in a hamster wheel

a person, busy as hell, running around working their tail off

if you dont want an early retirement you better learn what a squirrel in a hamster wheel is!

by Sexydimma November 03, 2019

Hamster-tube bangs

A certain style of women's bangs crisply shaped (with hair spray, a curling iron, or other styling tools) in a way that makes the hair resemble 3/4 the circumfrence of a tube most commonly used as recreational devices in modern hamster cages.

You know- Linda from work. The one with the hamster-tube bangs.

by PfefferM April 03, 2014

hamsters on wheels connection

to have an internet connection that is as if your connection was a hamster running on a wheel

man, you got hamsters on wheels connection. get att

by beankid January 06, 2010