Designers, inventors or marketers who develop pointless or ego-driven products, and then become more popular due to the controversy generated over their dubious value. Such products are often referred to as Schlock, while the act of developing ego-driven schlock is commonly called Design Masturbation.
That new chair that looks like a turd standing on end,clearly must have been designed by Karim Rashid. He's such a schlock jockey.
by salu1999 October 19, 2009
by hymen killa December 09, 2008
A person who will not shut up and talks all the time. Or a Radio talk show host who talks instead of palying music.
by sputnik radio May 16, 2008
One who rides a cock like a jockey rides a horse. Usually used between teenage males to signify being a dick, a dumbass,or to let someone know that they're acting faggy.
Man, that Joe is a real cock jockey! I asked him if a could borrow five bucks and he called me a douche and walked off. Must be that time of the month!
or
Did you see Caitlin today? What a cock jockey! I wouldn't mind puttin' one through her!
or
Did you see Caitlin today? What a cock jockey! I wouldn't mind puttin' one through her!
by the big sleaze October 28, 2006
by spiffy spleaf April 20, 2004
The jockey of cock can sometimes be a gay man who doth ride the scepter of another man.
But is also Brighton slang for someone (male or female) who is to be derrided and looked on as a person of poor social substance.
But is also Brighton slang for someone (male or female) who is to be derrided and looked on as a person of poor social substance.
by Tmacb May 20, 2005