Rum Luck

Having extraordinarily fortunate events happen in the bleakest of situations. Usually utilized in winning a statistically disadvantaged gamble or succeeding thread and needle events. Deus Ex Machina

I guess the only thing I’m good at is gambling in the casino. My rum luck seems to run out whenever I talk to girls. Not one has ever responded.

by KingAlister April 16, 2020

Bad Luck

When you fall on your back and break your penis.

Bro, what happened to your dick?
You wouldnt believe my bad luck.

by Videirapiupiu November 6, 2020

good luck on your L

getting your license

good luck on your L

by xxxballhandler69 April 17, 2021

Stroke of luck

(n.) During male masturbation, the stroke of the hand which induces ejaculation.

It took me 97 strokes before I got to the stroke of luck last night.

by xEVANx(SOTF) March 30, 2010

Happy Bad Luck Day

A day where everybody gets bad luck. Only happens every Friday 13.

It's Friday 13 and you know what that means? It's bad luck! Happy Bad Luck Day!

by Lucas_JWF February 13, 2009

Sorry about your luck!

Defining a bad timing or choice

A guy or gal married a person with a bad attribute.
"Dude, the other one inherits, Sorry about your luck!"

Bad Choice or decision
"I told you to buy your lottos numbers last nite , they won. Sorry about your luck.

Good choice-
I played your lucky numbers dude and won, Sorry about your luck!

by Coppered December 26, 2010

good luck chuck

a shitty movie starring shitty actors Jessica Alba and Dane Cook

Marvin: Man, Jessica Alba is hot but that Good Luck Chuck movie was one putrid, steaming pile of donkey pheces.. someone really dropped the ball on that shitfest, god damnit
Wallace: yeah eh

by stanley mcpatterson November 24, 2007