James Zachary Scott

James Zachary Scott is hands down one of a kind. He can make friends wherever he goes. A couple of his best qualities are making someone laugh when they need it most and he’s one of the best listeners a person could ask for. Also no one is ever surprised by his ability to be a complete smartass, some might say he could be a professional smartass.

If only more things in life were a James Zachary Scott.

by TomBradylovesyou August 9, 2019

Jenna Zach

probably the best person you’ll ever meet. has weird ass energy and will probably scream in the middle of a classroom if dared to for money.

damn you have the wits of a Jenna Zach!

by fatima1_ February 19, 2021

Zakk, Zachary, Zachariah

A total jack ass who somehow manages to simultaneously care too much and not give the slightest fuck about anything. He has a weird ass way of giving to others too much but somehow acts greedy as fuck though he won't hesitate to share his sandwich but he eats the bigger half every time. He could be a natural leader if his confidence didn't come in waves and he had some typebof consistency or took more pride in his work and no matter what you say to him he's always got some type of answer or excuse. He's a perfect example of why abortion should always be legal because reportedly he was some blonde teens accident gone wrong. Rejection from his own mom and every other person in his life gives him awkward ass vibes that border between catholic pedo priest and cultist serial killer voted number 1 most likely to bomb a school he claims he doesn't trust hospital drugs but will easily contradict himself by turning around and snort meth out of the hairy asscrack of a Mexican shemale while drinking her pee. He only ever applies himself when it benefits him in some way or another and barely does the minimum required effort to get the job done. If you ever try to call him out he shrugs and says everyone else is doing it this way or no one told me any better and he has to have the last word in every argument. But here's the worst part about him, supposedly as a child he sacrificed his freewill to both God and Satan to make peace between good and evil then got abducted by aliens in 97.

Hey should we invite Zakk, Zachary, Zachariah to the BBq?

"Oh hell no that weird mother fucker will have us high and fucking in a orgy"

by Variablesizeddick September 27, 2022

Zach

Zach, is an interesting one. Probably Asian or white or both. He's pretty cool and there is never a dull moment with him. He makes a lot of weird noises and his voice is pretty deep. He is really easy to talk to and he is very trustworthy. He lacks style. He normally wears the same black sweatshirt with jeans and shoes that look like flatbread with long socks. He is really sweet and is an overall good person to be around. He is pretty fast. He has never played for an actual team for any sport though.... He is skinny and his muscles are pretty tone. Overall, Zach is a great friend who can be pretty hot and that you should hold on forever.💛

Zach is dope.

by . . February 3, 2020

Zachary

1.Has a big cock
2.Will break your heart
3.Pretty hot but not nearly as hot as the girls they date.
4.Cocky as hell

OMG that guy is so cocky...he must be a zachary.

by 2 hott babez July 22, 2009

zachishere

A person who steals jokes and material from people on Twitter and tweets them as if they were their own, with no attribution, re-tweet, or credit given.

Can also be used as a verb, as in to "zachishere" someone's joke or material; see also, "zachishered".

Wow, that girl stole my joke without giving me credit or re-tweeting me! What a total zachishere!

You totally got zachishered by that guy!

by angryfatgeek January 24, 2010

zach cregger

Zach Cregger is a comedian/actor/writer best known as part of the Whitest Kids U'Know comedy troupe, which was also a hilarious comedy-sketch show on Fuse that has since been canceled (those bitches). He is super funny and completely gorgeous, and while dating the unfairly hot chick who played Cora in Music and Lyrics (fuck you it's 2am and I have work tomorrow I'm fucking tired I'm NOT looking that shit up). After a fire/grill incident while on vacation, his junk was badly burned and is now marbled in color. Incredibly handsome and talented, he is a versatile actor and comedian, playing both male and female roles in WKUK sketches.

( While watching WKUK dvds) "Who's the sexy guy in drag that Sam just felt up?"

"Zach Cregger, pass the bowl."

"He's FINE."

"As fuck; they're all cute. Now seriously, pass the bowl."

"Hahaha, remember Sublime?"

"BOWL. NOW."

by SpicyDave69 August 30, 2013