your mom

A comeback people use today.

What are you doing?
Your mom
At least I have one
Oh, I know
how
I see her...

in the morning when you come to school

by huggabel October 25, 2016

Your mom

A fat person who absolutely hates you

Your mom is so far that she's bigger than jupiter and she hates you like the devil

by Fe4R Me March 20, 2021

Your Mom

I just happen to have fucked her last night.

I smash your mom

by Danet Toronto October 22, 2019

Your mom

A nice lady.

Your mom just made us cookies!

That's not what your mom said last night!

by MrRobo00 October 8, 2014

Your Mom

She goes to college.

Your mom goes to college!

by ldkick July 6, 2011

Your mom

Something all 5th graders say at least 754683 times every minute.

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by FatAlcoholicYoda June 16, 2020

Your Mom

Probably a nice lady in real life, but used as the butt of jokes for whenever the opportunity comes up, and sometimes when an immature person who doesn't know how to use a "Your Mom" joke just feels like it.

Dad: Who called?
Me: Your mom.

by mister83e February 4, 2015