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Tap it and Wrap it

When you fuck a girl, usually when meeting her at a bar, then never call her, even when you say you will.
Guy 1- "Hey, what happened with you and that girl last night? You tap it and wrap it?"

Guy 2- "Oh that chick, sure did."

Guy 1- "Haha, won't be seeing her again. She was pretty hot though."
by THe Keg4576 April 3, 2009
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Tokyo gift wrap

When a man cooks ramen noodles, then cools them down with cold water. Then he wraps the cold noodles around a woman's breasts and proceeds to boob fuck her.

Optional: Eat the jizz flavored ramen
Person1: "Hey you want some breakfast?"
Person 2:"Nah, I'm still full from that Tokyo gift wrap from last night"

Person3" ".....WHERE THE EFF IS ALL MY RAMEN!!"
by TheTepanyakiCanoli June 14, 2010
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wrap it up

To conclude a meal gathering. An oxmanism
"You fellas wanna wrap this up?"
by Prime December 17, 2002
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weaper

a woman who is either in tears or on someone's dick
very emotional, extremely easy to upset, and only really happy while gettin laid

needy women who literally can't be single without getting suicidal,

weapers don't enjoy fun things, and prefer crying about what the ex did or obsessing over the new one.
Weapers are like Sharon on Young and the Restless, always crying and sad, unless they're either with or talking about the man in their lives.
by DV8MOFCKR March 15, 2014
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chicken skin butter wrap

A food preferred by blacks. Chicken skin is saved and usually fried, where it is then wrapped around a stick of butter and consumed.
That fat nigger Tyrone ate six chicken skin butter wraps. What a tub o' black lard!
by P. Lucho August 9, 2004
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bacon wrapped hot dogs

The only truely proprietary food of Los Angeles, California. While these tasty little devils can be found in many major metropolitan areas - especially outside the doors of nightclubs and bars around last call - their immense popularity in Los Angeles (especially various Hollywood club and bar districts) and the fact that little deviation from the tried-and-true recipe of hot dog + bacon wrapped around it + topped with grilled onions/peppers is ever found, nay, tolerated in the streets of Los Angeles, makes them truly a Los Angeles culinary icon.

The Bacon wrapped hot dog has its roots further south of Los Angeles, namely, Tijuana, Mexico and Baja, California - however, before it emigrated north of the border the hot dogs had other - may i say - unnecessary additions to it, i.e. cheese, salsa, olives, and occasionally a mexican "meat" called chorizo. these south of the border variations also go by the name "regio" dogs. do not buy or consume these. you will get AIDS and/or chlymidia.

Los Angeles bacon wrapped hot dogs however, are completely safe - though they may be made by unlicensed street vendors who are in violation of local health codes (and, by the way - officially banned by the city and county of Los Angeles), and are often fried on top of cookie sheets affixed to a burner fueled by a portable propane tank in the open air, so all manner of airborne particles (dirt, smoke, dust, sneeze and cough particulates, rain, and even semen!) are free to land on them - didn't i mention that they are fried? and anyone who understands science understands that fire. kills. everything.

all in all, these LA treats are like an orgiastic explosion of greasy flavor that blocks up your arteries but not your throat. So, if you ever visit the best (and trashiest) city in America, hit up the Cahuenga Corridor over the weekend and pound one of these bad boys down your greedy little throat - and you'll know why you came.
Pat, Alle, Rodrigo bail out the door of Bordner's/Moscow at 2:05AM:

Patrick: shit dude, iso fuckin drunk I-
Rodrigo: I'm fuckin starving!!!
Allesandra: dude, it's one of those s***s selling those baconhotdogs!
Patrick: I'm so down! gimme five dollars
Rodrigo: *eating noises* I fuckin love bacon wrapped hot dogs!!
by PatrickMarshall June 20, 2008
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Pussy Wrapped Around Your Neck

This is what happens when you are born. (It's your mom's pussy) Unless you were a c-section birth.
Guy 1: You ever have pussy wrapped around your neck?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: What were ya, an asshole baby?
by Jayme B. Thompson October 8, 2011
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