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WOULD PILES

A person who let"s you EAT ASS they say but when you ask them to push the sphincter something else happens.

ASS IN THE AIR.

Most just don't have BOWEL COMTROL.
I will meet you in NUMBER TWO BUTT I have to get my stuff first and they don't show up as someone else is licking their WOULD PILES as they are very TURDIOUS to them and not you.

ASS IN THE AIR FIRE the WOULD PILES are coming to a THEATHER near you as don't miss thIs engagement.

Cannot push that SPHINCTER OUT without generating WOULD PILES OF SHIT.
by STINKING LIKE SHIT June 22, 2021
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He WoUlD hAvE bEeN wOrSe

HA! THERE IT IS! OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO PREDICTABLE EMS!
Hym "I KNEW YOU WOULD DO IT! 'He WoUlD hAvE bEeN wOrSe!' Hahahahahahaha! I can think all of your thoughts in advance! On literally EVERY TOPIC!"
by Hym Iam April 2, 2024
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NOOOOOO I WOULD NEVERRRR

A sarcastic way of saying: yes I did but sarcasm funny
1: did you steal my muffins
2: *while holding muffins* NOOOOOO I WOULD NEVERRRR
by Sarcastic_mummy June 11, 2022
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<.7.9.7.6.>Why Would YOu Love SomeOne Or Something THat YOu, As, An Individual Want And Need So Much<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Why Would YOu Love SomeOne Or Something THat YOu, As, An Individual Want And Need So Much<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025
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Would

employed to comment on customary conduct.
I mean, that's what they would say, right?
by Arminkshipper June 23, 2024
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I would have it immediately

If you would divulge where this is going but you are not going that so you can say that I don't have any.
Hym "I would have it immediately and you know that. I'm not letting you do this and get away with it. No one had to die here and I can already guarantee you've wasted more lives than you were willing to expend to make a point that you didn't make because I AM NOT NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN WORSE THAN THE MEN YOU FUCK INSTEAD OF ME. Give me my money and treat my ailment. I'm accepting exactly zero conditions and I'm not rescinding anything."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2025
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Would you scale

A way of rating the opposit sex based on your sexual desire towards them.

1 being butt ugly 10bring fit to fuck
Tims looking fit tonght!

Where is he on the would you scale though??

Oh I'd say nearly a 10!
Wow best go fuck him then
by Thinktofuck September 17, 2016
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