Jehovah Witness

When you knock on a girl's back door and then you tell her "I got a the good news for ya". And if she tries to resist, insert yourself in anyway.

Last night Allan Jehovah Witnessed me after I begged him to go away.

by Xhicrastin January 19, 2015

bare witness

A naked protest sometimes using bodies to spell out the message

a group of people stripped naked and spelt out the word PEACE with their naked bodies to bare witness

by Mike Grenville October 10, 2005

Quick Wit

generally used to describe time..be home in a sec *be home in a quickwit* How much longer? Just a Quick Wit

Be there in a quick wit

by Ashley BOLDSFJKG April 18, 2010

Fuck Wit

any tipe of townie fucking scum

"wow look at that solid townie".
"yeah what a fuck-wit".

by left hand man September 22, 2003

Jehovah’s Witnesses

Jehovah’s Witnesses - a cult that believes in fantasy’s and is governed by old men. A perfect fit on the Steve Hassan’s BITE model.

Just looking at Steven Hassan’s BITE model- the Jehovah’s Witnesses are a perfect fit.

by The Aviator November 4, 2020

Billy feck-wit

A person who tries to engratiate themselves to other members of a chat forum. Everybodys friend. Ridiculed and scorned by most. Boringly unoriginal and unfunny type.

Another unfunny Billy feck-wit comment. Just who is he trying to impress?

by hi-bee 2009 February 24, 2009

Witness Protection For What

A wise thing some small streamer dude called viper dark or some shit like that said

Person 1: Witness protection for what?!?
Person 2: No one was convicted of anything!!!

by witnessprotectionforwhat April 14, 2022