wiener triplets

When she takes it in all 3 holes from 3 different guys at the same time, these men are now wiener triplets. Sort of like Wiener Twins but with one more guy.
The men in question: Well she was a lot of fun, I guess this makes us wiener triplets.
by Alexander T. Morgan November 02, 2015
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Warming Wieners

(verb) Feeding someone in specific at a potluck.

Originated in Ireland, rumors circulate that Conor Mcgregor's ancestors loved warming wieners.
Y'know, Sarah is really got at Warming Wieners. She did an excellent job warming my wiener at the last potluck!
by Molcancoolguy64 November 29, 2024
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wiener food

Wiener food is the crusty excess of old cum on the ring of your dick head.
"Johnny's wiener food tasted sour."
by Slimycrotchgoblin February 11, 2016
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Two-Way Wiener

Penis that is capable of both delivering and accepting sperm; typically attached to both a male and female reproductive system in a single individual. The two-way wiener is the main feature of the external genitalia in a very specific type of Hermaphroditism, in which the bearer may 1.) Become impregnated through penile docking and the acceptance of sperm via ejaculate into the attached female reproductive system 2.) Impregnate the bearer of another two-way wiener via ejaculation of own semen 3.) Self-fertilize and self-impregnate (Hermaphroditic cloning) or 4.) Impregnate a female individual through said seminal release.
Delivery of offspring through the two-way wiener is notoriously painful and difficult, and typically ends in Cesarian section or complete destruction of the two-way wiener. Complete and total destruction of the two-way wiener may result in loss of sexual function and may require a permanent urinary catheter.
by ShakeyBeaver October 05, 2014
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sheener wiener

Being so Sheened, or drunk, that you are unable to perform sexual acts because you can't get aroused.
After an all day drinking binge, I ended up wasting my money on that hooker because I had a sheener wiener.
by TheDean176 April 05, 2011
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Wiener Roulette

A 2-player game that male boys play where player 1 takes his foot and puts it 1 centimeter away from player 2's penis, If player 2 gets a boner, he loses, if nobody gets a boner, they both take turns and switch.
Joseph and Travis played Wiener Roulette, Travis won because Joseph got a boner.
by ChickenChocker69 October 07, 2023
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wiener succ

the sucketh of the wiener
'give me wiener succ now you whore!!!'
by Seniorchineseman June 12, 2018
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