whacketh

shares the same definition for whack except spoken in the tense of Shakespearian times.

that be whacketh, homie.

by garce spark July 25, 2006

Whackterbate

v. To manipulate one's schlong in order to produce, or reproduce, or rereproduce an emission.

Hey, why did Patrick drink half a bottle of NyQuil?

-- Oh, he's attempting to whackterbate before falling asleep.

by Davdav2000 December 15, 2011

Shit Whacked

The expression someone has on their face when surprised,astonished,or just plain stupid.This expression resembles the look as if that person was smacked in the face with a large log of shit on a stick.

Matt: I don't act like i'm cool because all I want to do is smoke and drink.

Ryan: Yea you do dude, your either just really stupid or shit whacked.

by Jackovasaurus October 16, 2008

dilly wacker

also known as the wack, dilly wacker 3000, wackatron, wackzilla, wacktimus prime, bongzilla, darbzilla, wackism.

Is the main producer of a commodity that bitches love called wackjism.

Well known bed time story told to young bitches in hope they will abstain from sex. Instilling fear that their vaginal cavities will be torn apart by the wack stick and filled with glorious yet acidic wackjism.

That bitch got slayed by dilly wacker, i heard he fixed her acne with his wackjism 'cough' slut

by mjizzle October 4, 2012

tally wackered

The act of being tricked into having sexual relations with a transvestite.

Bobby didn't know he had been tally wackered until he copped a feel under her skirt and realized she was a he.

by BelfryBattsman April 22, 2015

Wienie wacker

A good bunch to have arrested when you're trying to make quota at the end of the month.

Where you goin with the mask I found wienie wacker?

by Solid Mantis March 30, 2018

wacker

one who is cought in the acked at wacking

wacker is getting out of work early today

by wak-er July 24, 2003