Weiner Cousins

When 2 men fuck the same girl more than once or fuck two of the same girls at least once.

Jim and Ivan both fucked Chelsea twice this past month, thus they are WEINER COUSINS

by Mercmah April 23, 2009

Anthony Weiner

noun.
1)An arrogant, horny, nauseatingly stupid liberal congressman with impulse control issues who is now the punchline of countless jokes and innuendo.
2)A bad joke that writes itself.
3)An email, text, or tweet of your junk.
verb.
1)The act of emailing, texting, or tweeting someone a picture of your junk.
2)The act of blaming someone of hacking into your social networking account to Photoshop and/or distribute a picture of you and your junk (or someone else's junk).

Tony just Anthony Weinered me.

by Dave Robber October 11, 2018

sad weiner

when u have sex but are left unsatisfied, or when ur girl touches ur weiner thru ur pants and gives u a massive boner but never finshes the job

the other day i was chillin in my girls car and she gave me a "sad weiner".
or
bob:"whats wrong with your weiner "
Mike:"NOthin man its just a little sad"

by loyalrican November 28, 2007

Weiner sniffer

an awesome song... Sing to tune of that little kissing(K I S S I N G) song.

Weiner sniffers sitting in a tree
S N I F I N G
first comes sniffing
then comes sucking
then comes a big old...
FUCKING!

"hey! Have you heard that cool new song?"
"ya! You mean weiner sniffer?!"

by Benthecockmachine February 14, 2008

whistle weiner

weiner that extends straight out and curves up...Steve you're my boy blue!!

Hey Whistle weiner how's the weather?

by Amie March 04, 2005

Anthony Weiner

One of the last surviving species of politicians to stand up for themselves and not fall prey to the "Fair and balanced" "Journalism" of Fox News and the conservative media outlets.

Also see: Honest politician, Extinct.

I really like that Anthony Weiner, he's got balls.

by waterboy72 March 28, 2011

cruisin' for weiner

The act of a female, young or old, blatantly making the rounds at a party/function solely for the purpose of finding some male genitalia to insert into her vaginal cavity. Gross.

"Oh my god, what is Nicole doing?"
"Oh, dat chick is cruisin' for weiner."

by akekekekekekeke April 27, 2008