Poo weasel is when you get angry at fifa and your mum is in your room e.g. George barlow " oh poo weasel "
by gingey melon November 29, 2013
Get the poo weaselmug. 1: The kids are all watching tv love... fancy a weasel shag?
2: He got caught having a weasel shag with his secretary
2: He got caught having a weasel shag with his secretary
by canarynightlife December 28, 2007
Get the Weasel Shagmug. Friend 1: "You're still talking to him? I thought you cut him off weeks ago."
Friend 2: "Yeah, I let that chat weasel back into my IM."
Friend 2: "Yeah, I let that chat weasel back into my IM."
by Chiquitabanana January 16, 2008
Get the chat weaselmug. When one take his own balls in his own hand, lifts them in the air, finds a near by target to then drop or "flop" his own balls on a body part of the target.
Yo dude check this shit out, bout to give my dog a flopping weasel on her face. flopping balls silly weasel
by Garbry Boys July 25, 2012
Get the Flopping Weaselmug. by rich "mong" stong July 3, 2006
Get the bum weaselmug. Queen: Girl, you wanna go to da movies tonight?
Wendy: Nahh girl, I gots an appointment to get my weasel frosting on!
Wendy: Nahh girl, I gots an appointment to get my weasel frosting on!
by Velvet Dress March 7, 2011
Get the weasel frostingmug. Stashing the weasel is when your wife or girlfriend has over a period of time milked your weasel for all it's worth and left you for dead writhing on the floor without even a single drop of semen left in you. So after that you vow to never let that sex crazed maniac assault you again,therefore you tape the weasel up and under to your butt cheeks as to not stimulate her with the throbbing bulge your packing.
Chris started the payback by Stashing the weasel after
the weekly abuse he had been subjected to by the sex fiend that was sometimes refered to as his wife!
the weekly abuse he had been subjected to by the sex fiend that was sometimes refered to as his wife!
by squirtdonkeys February 12, 2007
Get the Stashing the weaselmug.