Caleb Wagner

A friend you do not want to have. He is a jerk and will leave you to hang out with "cooler" people when he is really not cool at all

Do NOT be friends with that Caleb Wagner

by mickeymouseclubber November 22, 2011

What a fucking waster.

What a waster.

What is the fucking point of you, huh?

Oh what a waster
What a fucking waster,
you have pissed it up the wall
where does all her money go
where does all her money go
straight up her n-oooo-ooose
Two bob cunt

by eleanor kicks ass March 26, 2004

Wasserman

a white, obese male (often a teacher) who is utterly obsessed with the smell, feel and texture of women’s hair. he does not ask for consent before sniffing and playing with hair.

“hey, stop being a wasserman!”

by Wasserman October 29, 2019

waster

Someone who leaves their waste products all around on the table

John you are such a waster, clean up your mess

by dead devil April 27, 2010

Wagner

A blonde jew trying to be a nazi, typically referring to the short MOTHER FUCKER THAT EATS SHIT THINKING IT HAS VITAMINS IN IT. A Wagner, such as Brett Joseph Wagner, is the largest of Wagners, feeling the need to ruin everyone's day at the sight of him in Britany's car every morning. Speaking to him is like trying to talk to a retarded dolphin, it's just not gonna happen.

Brett: Man guess what happened to me last weekend?

Me: What?

Brett: I lost my virginity to a passed out walrus!

Me: You are such a Wagner. B-R!!!

by Mattyofthe925 February 10, 2009

wastered

Being really drunk and stoned at the same time.

I drank a pint of Jack and smoked a blunt, I'm so wastered right now.

by kellythephilly March 9, 2007

Waner

someone who always breaks stuff he borrows and blames it on somebody else

Don't let him borrow your camera he's a waner!

by Thomas Myers August 25, 2003