Glow worming

The act of using a flashlight during sex or masturbation.

Zach: What's wrong?

Ginny: I walked in on Jeremy glow worming himself last night.

Zach: He could've at least waited for you!

by grumblebee1118 June 11, 2024

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content warning

A technique to loose views on a video.

Content Warning: H**ji T*wa

by Gvprtski March 21, 2025

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Yaoi Warning

A warning for yaoi!!11!11 DON't LOOK!!!!!! /j (jk im gay too)

Pookie: *sends yaoi*

You: "Dude, put a yaoi warning next time!"

by pookiewookywhattheHELL April 9, 2025

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A warning 10 years in advance

"We're sorry about your kid..." ~ Ritard

Ritard "We had a warning 10 years in advance but we didn't do anything about it because we were also doing a targeted harassment campaign and he created AI. But we wanted him locked up more than we wanted your kid to live... So... Yeah..."

Hym "2 year old dies after left in a hot car while mother gets lip-filler! YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT YOUR OWN KIDS! THEY KILL THEIR OWN KIDS! THEY FUCK THEIR OWN KIDS! And now the are harassing and surveilling and stealing from me so they can be self-righteous about their kids because they are sub-human pieces for shit! And I'm not letting you play burden of proof hot potato. That is all this is. And if they say anything other than THAT☝️ THEY ARE LYING! That is exactly what's happening here!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

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Jew minute warning

When ur having sex with a Jew and his/her dad comes home and neither of you realize until he’s walking up the stairs.

Friend: I heard u had sex with that Jewish chick last night, huh?

Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning

by MackZee February 2, 2020

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