no worries if not

Addendum to a totally reasonable request used by overthinkers to make absolutely sure they're not inconveniencing anyone ever. Makes your soul die a little bit every time you use it.

"Hey, hope I'm not bothering you, I was just wondering if I could still come to that party that you personally invited me to just two days ago, maybe that was just a drunk thing or something haha, just making sure, no worries if not."
"Uh sure dude."

by BigWetDaddyBurger December 13, 2023

no worries, I still love you

What you say to someone you are in love with but don't think they'll take you seriously. Usually said as a joking response to an adverse comment. Can be used as reverse psychology to make the other person magically hate you.

L: Ew, I hate you.
V: No worries, I still love you.

by noworriesistillloveyou March 8, 2024

papa worries

a grandfather that worries…

and worries…

and worries…

and thinks constantly; “this family is going to shit”

oh my goodness papa worries im fine

by kenndrraaa March 10, 2024

Squirmy Wormy

An affectionate term for a man’s penis.

I asked my boyfriend if I could see his squirmy wormy last night!

by sailornova November 6, 2024

me not worried

Secretly worries inside. Hoping no one notices how worried they are.

Contemplating suicide.

Co-Worker: Hey Pilus, I think you got fired bro.

Pilus: "Me not worried at all!"

by SquanchyBitch January 24, 2017

spermy the wormy

A majestic creature bringing pain into the lives of reckless teens

Oh look! It's spermy the wormy! Run!

by Jfyodogxogxogxogxogddotxotxgo April 9, 2017

Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy

An act of self-love wherein a fertile male places an upside down wastepaper basket over his erect penis and proceeds to release his emissions (ejaculate) into it

Jacob's big into the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy. What a freak

by shartacus October 7, 2022