Honking The Weasel

Renato was honking the weasel all night long.
Justine's father caught her honking the weasel to pictures of DJ.
by Robert El Paso September 03, 2009
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Weasel Shag

1. Getting cosy whilst nobody's about

2. Naughty sex
1: The kids are all watching tv love... fancy a weasel shag?

2: He got caught having a weasel shag with his secretary
by canarynightlife November 29, 2007
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chat weasel

One who weasels their way back onto your IM buddy list after they've already been blocked.
Friend 1: "You're still talking to him? I thought you cut him off weeks ago."

Friend 2: "Yeah, I let that chat weasel back into my IM."

by Chiquitabanana January 12, 2008
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poo weasel

Poo weasel is when you get angry at fifa and your mum is in your room e.g. George barlow " oh poo weasel "
George barlow poo weasel
by gingey melon November 29, 2013
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bum weasel

a small creature that feeds of human excrement, genrally liveing inside the anus
man 1: did i just see what i thought i saw?!?
man 2: Yea, it was a bum weasel
by rich "mong" stong July 03, 2006
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weasel frosting

The act of bleaching the tips of one's pubic hairs to appear "frosted".
Queen: Girl, you wanna go to da movies tonight?
Wendy: Nahh girl, I gots an appointment to get my weasel frosting on!
by Velvet Dress February 21, 2011
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