vodkaginity

Vodkaginity(noun):

- informally known as Vodginity

The state of having never drank/draken/drunk/??? vodka or any other alcoholic substance

QueefMaster5000 ™

"I've never gotten drunk before, so I can't relate."
"Oh my sweet lord jesus shitting angel dust in heaven, can I take your vodkaginity?"

by queefmaster5000 July 8, 2017

Vodkay

A day of the week that needs vodka due to excessive stressors.

It was one thing after another all day long, it must be Vodkay.

by witha December 14, 2017

Vodka

The thing that keeps you alive

vodka gave me life

by yourlocalcrackhead June 4, 2018

vodka baby

Like a coke float, but with potatoes and vodka.

Ah Vodka baby, good choice lad

by Potatoes spawn September 20, 2018

Vodka Clit

When a female is unable to get physically aroused due to heavy alcohol consumption.

I didn’t have good sex with Michael last night after getting home from the bars, I had vodka clit and he had whiskey dick.

by gaydancer January 28, 2019

Vodka

Russian water

My family is Russian so our sink runs on tap vodka

by Mbslayer123 February 28, 2019

Vodka

Something that tastes nasty but u still drink it cause u a dumb bitch. It gets u fucked up and in trouble but u still drink it cause u a dumb bitch. It makes u do stupid shit that u´ll regret later but u still drink it cause u a dumb fucking bitch.

I fucked my ex three times last night, ugh all because of VoDkA
*dumb fucking bitch cries*

by Dumb Fucking Bitch October 11, 2019