Valeri

Synonym of the word 'wank', derived from the name of Juventus and Bulgaria forward Valeri Bojinov, on the basis that his name sounds like the term "bodging off".

"You comin out later?"
"yeah but I'll be late probs cos I need a Valeri"
"Souey"

by Chris Cowley May 23, 2007

Valerie Lim

This exotic creature can only be found once in earths lifetime. Possessing an abstractly conflicted aura of severe negativity, any human being unlucky enough to encounter her will forever be damaged. It is advised to stay away for your own sake.

Derek: I once met Valerie Lim
Nate: Oh really what happened?
Derek: She did my head in so I took advantage of her
Nate: Right thurr

by Dato' Seri Abdullah Hj. Ahmad Badawi April 22, 2008

Valerie

an evil bitch that can go fuck off and that steals friends

"fuck off Valerie"

by the bears still suck November 3, 2015

Valerio Lhamine

The straight guy with a big heart made of pizza

Hey do you know Valerio Lhamine?

Yes he is right at the corner, crying

by Big Bang Pizza No Sausage June 5, 2019

Valerie

Valerie is a raunchy ass hoe who suck to many dicks

Guy: see that raunchy hoe over there sucking dick?

Other guy: yo that's valerie

by LittleFatSquirrel August 30, 2017

Valerie

A nasty bitch that will try to take your man. She is lie. She has no lips and looks like a rat and turtle had sex.

Eww. There goes Valerie.

by why-me February 1, 2017

valerina

the guy who valets your car for you.

Pull up to where the valerina's standing and just leave the car with him.

by colinla February 21, 2011