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Uber Nap

Uber Nap

1- Noun (An uber-nap)
2- Verb (To uber-nap, uber-napping)

An uber nap is a nap consisting of over 2 hours, but underneath 8. Since it doesn't constitute the full eight hours, it doesn't count as a full night's sleep.

Other ways to turn sleep into an uber-nap: Sleeping during the day- ubernap. Sleeping in the day, but waking up at night, however, isn't an uber-nap.

If you sleep during the night, however, from start to finish, the maximum hours spent asleep must be 6 or under (75% or less), so credible deniability can be had when asked if you slept.
Leon falls asleep at 1 o'clock. He wakes up at 6 o'clock. It is still day time. He has taken an Uber Nap.

Thomas falls asleep at 3 o'clock. He wakes up at 9 o'clock. Since it has become nightfall, he has slept.

Ashleigh falls asleep at 9 o'clock. She wakes up at 1 o'clock in the morning. She has taken an Uber nap
by Lee Lee Declis August 6, 2010
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Uber tasking

"what you up to"

"well I'm downloading music, uploading coursework , sending emails, checking text messages, sorting spreadsheets, organising my diary, cooking the family dinner, ordering fish online and creating wicked definitions for the urban dictionary team"

"Man your uber tasking"
by Rummage kerfuffle September 18, 2009
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Uber Cuz

That one person /Cousin or friend who drives for uber faithfully non stop and every one refers him or her as Uber Cuz
Man I am going to be late to work if I don't find a ride do you have uber cuz number?

Uber cuz taking all the business from the yellow cap !
by Bryan K Bradley February 18, 2019
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Uber-managing

The act of incessant micromanagement that manifests itself primarily in continuous questions by mostly incompetent and robotic management personalities about time sheet status and billable hours totals (or lack thereof)
John: Max, why did you stay so late last night on a lazy summer day?

Max: My manager would not stop uber-managing me about my time and why my hours are low.. I had to stay until 3 am filling out time sheets..

John: That sucks man,you should quit that job..
by stinkynutz February 3, 2010
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Uber Dyke

WAY a lesbian!
A female with a mullet who drives a purple Ford with a rainbow colored cat (pussy) sticker on it. Also wearing pants pulled up to her tits with a belt so tight you can see her "man-like" ass.
Oh my god, Dibs on the Uber dyke! Is that a man?
by Tahshuh November 14, 2003
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uber geek

a style that takes the school girl and nerd looks to the next level. it's very hot for those that chase brains, with dark heavy framed glasses, little make-up, simple hair, mary jane shoes and a plaid skirt for females, and glasses, slacks, and button-up shirt with a forrest gump haircut for males. usually. usually these people are very good with technology and are seeking others of same mind. they have excellent manners and a great personality. airheaded models need not apply.
there are too many.
by Gryfin February 24, 2004
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uber geek

A person who is the ultimate computer geek. Knows programming and web design and operating systems and networking and hardware and just about everything else you can think of.
My MCSE instructor was a retired Navy uber geek.
by BJ July 18, 2003
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