A story that many of my friends are obsessed with.
Here's the basic storyline of the entire series:
Bella thinks that Edward is ily hot so she "falls in love with" him and he "falls in love with" her because she smells good. Edward leaves to try a "protect" Bella from himself but then when he thinks Bella has committed suicide he tries to get himself killed. When he gets back Bella REALLY wants to fuck him but he won't let her. He says it's because he will hurt her but it's because he is really gay. She ends up getting him to and they have a fucked up baby who falls in love with a werewolf.
Here's the basic storyline of the entire series:
Bella thinks that Edward is ily hot so she "falls in love with" him and he "falls in love with" her because she smells good. Edward leaves to try a "protect" Bella from himself but then when he thinks Bella has committed suicide he tries to get himself killed. When he gets back Bella REALLY wants to fuck him but he won't let her. He says it's because he will hurt her but it's because he is really gay. She ends up getting him to and they have a fucked up baby who falls in love with a werewolf.
-Have you read twilight?
-Unfortunately
-Aren't they SO in love?!
-I hope my lover thinks I smell good too!!!
-Unfortunately
-Aren't they SO in love?!
-I hope my lover thinks I smell good too!!!
by DFWMB January 2, 2009
Get the twilightmug. The epitome of Twilight fandom. There are no words to explain how a Twilighter is, you just have to be one to get it. Twilight is our air and we will kick your ass if you say anything against it.
Most mistaken Twilighters for Twibiters, or Twilight teenies. If someone says "OMG LIKE I LOVE EDWARD OME TWILIGHT!" they are not Twilighters.
Twilighters can be seen wearing teeshirts for the book that have quotes that only a TRUE Twilighter would understand i.e "Which one is Edwin?" or something underrated. Or have Twilight quotes written on their jeans and hands. Most don't like the Twilight movie and some do like it. It doesn't matter.
Twilighters usually get excited about the movie even if somewhere in their head they hate how annoyingly famous it's getting to preppy kids. Twilighters usually have many inside jokes about Twilight and deep discussions about it and have met Stephenie one or more times.
Oh, and we stole Harry Potter's fame AND it's actor.
Beat that, wizard-nerds.
You might have brooms, but we have kick-ass cold, dead and sparkling people.
Most mistaken Twilighters for Twibiters, or Twilight teenies. If someone says "OMG LIKE I LOVE EDWARD OME TWILIGHT!" they are not Twilighters.
Twilighters can be seen wearing teeshirts for the book that have quotes that only a TRUE Twilighter would understand i.e "Which one is Edwin?" or something underrated. Or have Twilight quotes written on their jeans and hands. Most don't like the Twilight movie and some do like it. It doesn't matter.
Twilighters usually get excited about the movie even if somewhere in their head they hate how annoyingly famous it's getting to preppy kids. Twilighters usually have many inside jokes about Twilight and deep discussions about it and have met Stephenie one or more times.
Oh, and we stole Harry Potter's fame AND it's actor.
Beat that, wizard-nerds.
You might have brooms, but we have kick-ass cold, dead and sparkling people.
Harry Potter fan: Harry Potter could kick Edward's ass.
Twilighter: Actually, Edward Cullen could flick Harry's head and shatter his skull.
Harry Potter fan: WE HAVE BROOMS!
Twilighter: Ooh. What are you going to do? Hit us with them?
Edward Cullen: *SNAPS HARRY POTTER FAN IN HALF LIKE A TOOTH PICK*
Twibiter: I LOVE EDWARD. Twilight is my favorite book. I love it more.
Twilighter: *FEEDS THE STUPID TEENY-BOPPER TO THE VOLTURI*
Put that in your cauldron and suck it.
Twilighter: Actually, Edward Cullen could flick Harry's head and shatter his skull.
Harry Potter fan: WE HAVE BROOMS!
Twilighter: Ooh. What are you going to do? Hit us with them?
Edward Cullen: *SNAPS HARRY POTTER FAN IN HALF LIKE A TOOTH PICK*
Twibiter: I LOVE EDWARD. Twilight is my favorite book. I love it more.
Twilighter: *FEEDS THE STUPID TEENY-BOPPER TO THE VOLTURI*
Put that in your cauldron and suck it.
by Irritable Grizzly Bear! June 20, 2008
Get the Twilightermug. Twilightism, which originates from the word 'Twilight', (the very popular series by Stephanie Meyer), is actually used in cases of people who experience something to do with Twilight almost every day of their life. These people, who are also known as Twi-hards, Twi-fans, Twi-heads, Twilighters, or any other nickname, express their interest of Twilight in an almost religious aspect. Other words could be obsessive, compulsive, or addicted. Not that I would blame them. Twilight is awesome.
Some ways would be purposefully packing an apple in your lunch or kissing your Edward poster every morning before you leave for school. Some even go to the extremes as to burn insense to the Vamp Gods, begging to be blesses with Vampiristic powers.
Some ways would be purposefully packing an apple in your lunch or kissing your Edward poster every morning before you leave for school. Some even go to the extremes as to burn insense to the Vamp Gods, begging to be blesses with Vampiristic powers.
ooommmmm.....oooommmm....
Please, Vampire Gods, bite me, and bless me with the power to glitter in sunlight... I've been faithfully practicing my Twilightism for six months now.... ooooommmmm... ooommmmm...
Please, Vampire Gods, bite me, and bless me with the power to glitter in sunlight... I've been faithfully practicing my Twilightism for six months now.... ooooommmmm... ooommmmm...
by Twilight-Fanatic March 14, 2009
Get the Twilightismmug. A terrible book written by Stephanie Meyer. It's about Bella, an awkward girl at a new school, and Edward, a sparkly faggot.
Somehow is popular among teenage girls, because Edward is SO HAWWWWT <3333. Did I mention that he sparkles?
Somehow is popular among teenage girls, because Edward is SO HAWWWWT <3333. Did I mention that he sparkles?
Sue: Hey, I need a book to read.
Jane: OMG YOU SHOULD READ TWILIGHT CUZ IM MRS CULLEN AND EDWARDS HAWT <3333333
Jane: OMG YOU SHOULD READ TWILIGHT CUZ IM MRS CULLEN AND EDWARDS HAWT <3333333
by Jimminy jumz yo January 4, 2010
Get the twilightmug. A derogetory or offensive term for a person who has homosexual-like interests or tendencies.
Some thing said or done by a man, that can be viewed by other men, as gay or faggoty
Some thing said or done by a man, that can be viewed by other men, as gay or faggoty
by Cheyenne27 February 24, 2010
Get the twilightmug. a shit series written by the oh-so-brilliant author stephenie meyer. it is a mockery of feminism and everything that women have worked for. after reading a few chapters, readers should decide that it is not literature--it is glorified fanfiction. edward cullen (the blasted perfect man of the series) is a creepy stalker that is basically an abusive husband. seriously, young girls really want a guy like that? go to the nearest jail. plenty of sex offenders there! it is 4 shit long books of bella's highly annoying thoughts. she is very obviously a mary sue--every single character that has offended her is looked down upon (leah clearwater). it's a novel (ha, "novel") of size 20 font that takes up, possibly only half the page and the books are about 20' in width, 50' in length. a waste of trees. no one quite important dies except for one person but her family was willing to sacrifice her for the safety of bella. bella could do no wrong. even when she screws up, she is still "amazing". i could go on.
by gorillabear June 30, 2010
Get the twilightmug. The act of one man having rough anal sex with another. Based off of the perceived homosexually surrounding the characters in the movie twilight. In a non literal sense it can be used to mean screwed or fucked.
John: Dammit dude, stop spawn killing me.
Rick: Sorry man, how does it feel to get twilighted by a pro?
Rick: Sorry man, how does it feel to get twilighted by a pro?
by theREALharryjones August 3, 2010
Get the Twilightedmug.