boob tube

The new opiate of the people. A electronic box containing a video screen and a speaker, watched by millions of cretins too lazy to go out and get a life. Boob tube watchers get a bad case of half-closed eyes and half-open mouths.

If you watch too much boob tube, you will end up looking like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Texas Tube Sock

When one shits and urinates in a large tube sock and beats someone over the face and/or any other body part of that person.

Jim really gave her a texas tube sock.

by thefunkyhomosapien August 3, 2009

Decorating Tube

A common slang term used in by members of the baking community and pastry chefs and simply refers to the Penis. The Penis, similar to a Decorating Tube which is a specially-shaped, open-end tip used to form icing decorations, delivers a lovely, creamy icing used in icing the bundt cake and other sexual acts.

While attending a recent pastry chef's convention, Milford met a lovely young chef during one of the expos. After a brief conversation, Milford offered to provide private decorating lessons to teach her the fine points of using his Decorating Tube. She graciously took Milford up on his offer and later found herself well decorated with Milford's cream icing.

by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2014

inner tube

An archaic car part that has been made mostly obsolete by tubeless tires. These days an inner tube is much more useful for floating on water, or for sledding on snow. It's a lot more fun that way too.

It's soft, inflated, donut-shaped, usually black, and frequently has patches glued to it where it had leaked.

Smaller versions may still be found in many bicycle tires.

I was shocked when I took that tire off the rim, and found an inner tube inside it.

Watch out for the stem of that inner tube. If you break that part, there's no patching it, and it can leave a nasty scratch on your skin too.

by Downstrike August 16, 2006

skinner tube

Its the fat thats hangs down around an overweight persons middle, looking like an innertube but made of skin

How does she fit that skinner tube in those bobby brooks jeans?

by klockster69 January 4, 2009

grenoob tube

A 'Grenoobtube' or 'Grenoob-tube' launcher comes form a blending made by myself of grenade+noob+tube as another jargon term for the grenadelauncher attachment for most weapons on call of duty modernwarfare 'cod4' and call of duty modern warfare 2 or 'cod6/ cod mod2'

GODDAM GRENOOBTUBER

check ma killcam i grenoob tubed that guy

by doodeyboob January 7, 2010

Pube Tube

Another term for penis, referring to the pubic hair under it.

Gotta go rub the pube tube, see ya later.

by WonderMacaroni December 15, 2014