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trousered

When you've lost 10-0 at table football and as a forfeit have to run around the house/office without your trousers on
Simon got trousered whilst playing foosball against Nick
by digitaloop May 17, 2018
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Trouser Stout

A man tard that thinks he is awesome and stellar , but sounds like a babbling gang of death, mute , Mormons and Monkeys fighting over a bible and bannana when speaking to large groups of people in a tactical environment. This man always smells like expired canned tuna juice and cheese puffs.
Jason acted like a “Trouser Stout “ during training upsetting Joey to the point where he earned a coin.
by Jonny35 February 27, 2018
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trouser trout

When a tall glass of water* walks in and a man’s penis starts flopping around like a fish out of water

*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs
“Girl, you ain’t got a hook big enough for this trouser trout... master baiter
by ugonnalearn_t_day January 19, 2021
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Trouser Hoagie

Slang term for dick, cock, penis, wang, etc.
"Dots walked up to a bitty in Hoagie-Way, and pulled out his trouser hoagie, and smacked that nig in her face."
by Döts~ October 24, 2009
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Trouser custard

Similar to: semen stain or jizz puddle, Trouser custard refers to any and all viscous, opaque fluid in an elegant and delicate manner.
- when we shook hands I could feel his trouser custard squelch out between our hands

- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!
by Bitch as monkeys June 18, 2025
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trouser gypsy

Someone in shared accomodation that borrows clothes from everyone.
omg I don't think lucie owns a single pair of trousers, she's always wearing someone elses. What a trouser gypsy!
by Quixand September 1, 2017
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