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trucker seat

well ladies, when you think you've had all possible positions, please try Mr. Kenworth on:
Sit Down Position
How to do it:
He lies on his back and gets into the old “bicycle” exercise position: His hips and butt are in the air with his weight resting on his shoulders and elbows and his hands holding his hips high. You stand facing away from him and lower yourself onto his penis by sitting down on his butt. His feet then rest against your back while you place your fingers on the backs of his thighs for balance.
Why you'll love it:
Yes, this one is a little tricky! His penis needs to be bent backward through his legs, which is why a semi-erection works best. Why attempt it? He might not love it, but you will. You’re in the driver’s seat, so you can custom-order your orgasm by controlling the depth of penetration and speed of thrusting.
try it, you'll drive it
my lord, did you see that pig hauler usin the trucker seat?
by buzzj June 21, 2008
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Tracer

A playable character from Overwatch that wields a dual pistol and is able to alter time.

She is on the box art for the game, and is often considered as one of the best playable hero, due to her agility and easy weapon. But you'll rarely be able to play as her since the Tik Tok gamers always choose her before you.
by Delicious-Dog-Stew November 29, 2018
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bum trickery

penetrative sexual intercourse of the anal variety
hey freddy, you up for some bum trickery
by Josh February 17, 2005
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daffy-twacker

A spazblast, a lobwad, a nun-renter, a chunkblunter.
"I think he's a bit of a daffy-twacker".
by tarmac April 21, 2005
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reverse trucker tan

the opposite of a trucker tan, which is when a person's left arm gets a tan from hanging out of the driver's side window on a long window, therefore becoming tanned.

a reverse trucker tan is the same thing, but occurs when one's right arm becomes tanned, because they are riding in the passenger side and there right arm is out the window.

can also be called "passenger's tan" or "reverse trucker burn"
dude 1: hey man, nice tan...wait, why is one arm way darker than the other?

dude 2: it's a reverse trucker tan, dude. riding with my brother from the city to DC, got dark.
by the_terucker1254 August 17, 2011
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Dude Tracked

It's when you're cruising around like a sweet dude and another dude is tracking your movements and whereabouts. He may want to just talk or engage in some sexual type act in a back room or MCV (mobile command vehicle). When the other dude makes contact you have been dude tracked.
Ryan: Hey Tim can you get all the students to sign the CE paperwork

Tim: sorry man I got dude tracked. I'm on it now

Ryan: you got dude tracked......gross
Ryan: wondering......did Tim mean "I'm on it" as he and the other dude are gettin their dicks wet or that he is handling the paperwork......
by Jesster3757 March 30, 2019
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Dancing Trucker

When two truck drivers get caught docking and quickly start dancing to pretend nothing gay was going down. Just dancing for smiles.
John and Danny pulled a Dancing Trucker behind the gas station the other night. Mr. Pitman caught them mid-moon walk.
by LibertarianBrosPAC May 2, 2019
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