Townie

Dickheads who attend the school located in St Albans, Hertfordshire, Townsend Church of England School. They are snot curdling cunts and they lie and cheat about everything. Place is mingin and wouldn’t recommend your child going there!!!
by suckurmum001 March 29, 2022
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At the end of the day it isnt what kind of music you listen to or what kind of clothes you wear.

If your walking down the street and somebody who just so happens to be wearing a burberry hat shouts comments at you, its not beacause they are a towny, because at the end of the day you have to realise that they are the worthless peices of shit not townie.

It'snot because they are a twony and thats what all you wet people out there have to understand. Bcause people listen to R and B, garage whatever doesnt mean that they are townies, or just beacuse they like nike and adidas and dont want to blow their money on real burberry so maybe all u lot shud get your facts right.
yeah theyare townies over there and those ppl are greebos
by nadia March 23, 2004
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Small town midwesterners that gather in large groups, who have no boundaries, but are often very friendly people.

Townies often consume lots of trulys, hangout at Walmarts and see college towns as sprawling urban jungles.

When at college townies gather together to form fake household families, that often result in numerous petty family feuds.

Townies also try to keep track of how many days they have been sober, as they lose track of their consumption of trulys & busch lattes.
Don’t invite them, they are all townie’s.
by Neverforget01 September 12, 2021
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Person who never left town and still tends to have the same life they had during high school, except they are now attending the town's community college for more than two years and counting. Tend to have low self esteem and are highly critical of anyone who did leave town.
Maria still lives at home and has been attending the University of Mooney for over five years, she is such a Townie!
by Hester Adams October 04, 2007
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Adj. can be used as a noun.

Moronic people who live in cities/towns with little to no knowledge of practical life skills. Usually incapable of surviving on their own. Not used to physical labor or outdoors, yet have large egoes and superiority complexes, considering themselves better than non-townies.

word originates in rural southern Illinois.
(townie) "Hey can you tell me where they grow chocolate milk

cows?"

(non-townie) "You dumb ass townie."
by Boxycolt6 September 12, 2011
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A person who lives in the same community their entire life or the vast majority of their life. Generally, refers to individuals who reside in a smaller city or the suburbs.

Some characteristics of townies include:

-Hangout with their high school friends

-Enjoy checking out the “new local joint”
-Scoff at places they’ve never been
-‘Big fish in a small pond’ mentality
Tim still lives in Duluth, he’s become such a townie.
by Buttermilk Babe May 29, 2021
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In rural Canada, townie simply means an individual who grew up in a town, as opposed to someone who grew up in a thoroughly rural area. Townie has connotations of bourgeois. It indicates a cultural division. The townie would have all of the pretenses and trappings of those from large cities. He/she would be fully intent on attending University. Their music and fashion tastes would be cosmopolitan. Unlike their rural counterparts, they would NOT live to hunt deer and moose, go mudding, and make a sporadic living off of cutting firewood and informal mechanical repairs. There is a bit of disdain from rural folk for the townie, notably for the townie's lack of self-sufficiency. However, the townie often has respect for the rural lifestyle and is likely, at times, to affect it.
The guy's a townie. Doubt he's ever even run a thinnin' saw.
by Ccoverdrive August 22, 2019
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