Tortuga

The spanish word for turtle or tortoise. Used to describe someone that works/moves extremely slow.

Chef 1: "Look at this fucking clown work, he's slow as dirt"
Chef 2: "Fucking tortuga"

by ItsFlan May 14, 2013

tough cookies

Replying with the phrase "tough cookies" to a statement, is a way of displaying your sympathy in a young hip manor.

See also "Tough luck".

A: "My mom just died."
B: "Tough cookies."

by William M Price January 3, 2008

[tough crowd]

when you make a joke and think its funny but it turns out not funny and you are the only one left laughing.

Bill:And then i said "cock"! LOL
Bill:No one thinks that funny,its hilarious!
John:Oohhh tough crowd

by Davion Williams April 11, 2009

tougar

noun: plural. Two cougars one guy. Two post-menopausal women on the prowl for one younger male in the bar setting, preferably in the ghetto. Ex: demi moore and ashton kutcher, estel getty and b. arthur.

Young male A "Man you will not believe what happened to me last night", Friend of young male A "What dawg?" "Two thirds of my orgy was a tougar" "Woah, two cougars?!"

by Shaquefia April 14, 2008

torgasm

1. An orgasm that goes way too far. People start drooling and having seizures.

2. A rush of sexual feelings brought on by the profilic female rocker Tori Amos.

1. Oh no, he's having a torgasm! Call 911!
2. Did you go to the House of Blues last night to see Tori Amos? It was torgasmic.

by FuturePatronSaint May 25, 2009

Roughy Rough and Tough Spaceship

Kathy Johnson, 8, Third Grade

"The Roughy Rough and Tough Spaceship soars to all the planets in five minutes each. It can ruin any crater in it's path. It can take samples of the air, and 5,000 people can fit in it. It can also capture the Martians and aliens. It can go to heaven and steal the clouds. It can go to "Planet X" and "The Monkey Planet" with insane monkeys. The monkeys and "Monkey Planet" travel to Earth and get all the bananas in the world."

Is from a newspaper article and was posted on the Gamefaqs Message Board LUE

*Flies through topic in Roughy Rough and Tough Spaceship *

by faceguydude April 21, 2004

Tough cunt

Someone you don't fuck with.

I'd never try pull the piss outa John. He full tough cunt n don't take shit from anyone.

by Ethyl methyl June 13, 2016