Topal

If you get fucked in your asshole from many guys at the same time you've been TOPAL

Today I TOPAL my girlfriend.

Ceyhun have been TOPALed last week.

by Capilla June 4, 2007

total ass play

to stimulate ones ass with toys, fingers, tongue, penis, or any other foreign object grabbed in a time of passion and being fully stimulated to the fullest

i had some awesome total ass play last night

by dick stump April 3, 2010

totally coastal

n. Insane, crazy, angry, etc.

going (totally) coastal: v. To become angry, etc.

Dawg, I gotta go take out the fricken trash 'fore my 'rents go totally coastal.

by A. David Dempster December 8, 2004

tomalley

This is the GREENish delicacy..THE LIVER of the lobster!!! yes it is the liver! believe it or not despite how much your family doubts you it is the liver!!!!

Is that green stuff edible in the lobster? Why yes little johnny, that is what we call the tomalley or liver of the lobster!

by Samantha Samantha August 10, 2007

Total Dump Job

The tragedy of an extremely pretty girl whose beauty is horribly marred by dumpy, flabby, 90 year old woman titties to the extent that her otherwise banging body is completely ruined. The most frustrating thing is you'll only discover she's a total dump job after having invested considerdable time and resources into courting her. It is an unwritten rule amongst men that Total Dump Jobs are outed whenever and where ever they are encountered.

Is it true you broke up with your GF?

Had to brah, she was a total dump job.

by Zither November 24, 2009

Total Compensation Equilibrium

A method by which the quality or quantity of work is reduced in order to match what is determined to be acceptable pay for that work.
i.e. slacking off because working harder pays the same.

"My boss wouldn't give me a raise, so I've decided to enact a Total Compensation Equilibrium".

by MAXIMUS Q POWER December 15, 2009

totally bangable

someone who you would totally have sex with

"He is so totally bangable!"

by sparkz009 March 21, 2010