Topher

Someone who always finds an excuse to not hang out with his friends

Wow fuck that guy he is such a topher

by Beans123456 July 21, 2019

Muddy Mountain Topper

When you are titty humping with your ass in her face.

She wanted a pearl necklace, I gave her a muddy mountain topper instead.

by Majio June 16, 2011

Topher Grace

An actor who is more convincing as a bed-wetter than an action hero. Also see pansy wuss sissy.

Justin Long is such a Topher Grace.

by Panda Amry September 10, 2009

Topped Out

The maximum weight a muffin top can attain before shes just a fat chick.

Barley able to fit into her Jeans, she claimed to have topped out on that last big mac.

by Famous Frank December 23, 2008

carrot topper

another name for a red-knob (red head)

haha ! look there's a carrot topper !

by hamghetti... September 29, 2006

Topless Tuesday

Day of the week when topless bars offer super cheap lunch deals designed to entice mid-level managers to patronize the establishment.

Joe: Where’s Jim, well it’s Topless Tuesday and I’m starving.

Bob: He’s in a manager meeting; let’s leave without him before the boobs and food get cold.

by Big Daddy2231 December 17, 2009

Tepee

A very cozy, prism formed tent where you do the old fashin indian wohoo all night. From around...well, noone actually knows

You+Tepee+Woman=make a wish

by Jaqe Tobiasson January 26, 2005