Today's substitute teacher

A hoe. Just a hoe, nothing more, nevermore.

Today's substitute teacher is a bad one.

by Just a human doing human thing October 31, 2018

today

Today lasts till you go to sleep after being awake on a different calender day.

*At 0:38* Today was a good day, I should go to sleep.

by The Vicious Cabbage March 28, 2019

tomahawk tuck

The tomahawk tuck is the act of tucking your erect penis up and behind your belt or underwear elastic, so as not to pitch a tent in your pants. this act is reminiscent of the Native Americans who tucked their weapon of choice the tomahawk into their belts

Me and alexia were making out in her car the other day and things started getting hot and heavy until her boyfriend called and she had to leave so I had to do the tomahawk tuck when I got out the whip

by T1K3232 March 14, 2020

1d_tomalamadingdong

1d_tomalamadingdong aka lauryn is one of the best people on earth, she is amazing, pretty, funny, and anything you could ever imagine. everyone around her especially charlotteclarksbf love and appreciate her very much<3

“1d_tomalamadingdong the famous tik toker is known for her famous old musically dances. she usually is seen responding to comments from her lover charlotteclarksbf”

by lollipop’s lover July 7, 2021

I'm smart today

A phrase used by people when they say something stupid. Usually as a sarcastic excuse.

Caleb: "I'm sorry what was your name again?"
Jen: "I've just told you I'm Jen"
Caleb: "I'm Smart today"

by Squaaa! October 3, 2018

[TOMAHAWK]

A gay group on myspace. Who think they are cool but are just a bunch of gay kids trying to be funny. There just a bunch of faggets who all suck each others dicks. Because there so "HARDCORE."

Wild BoreTOMAHAWK
Wild BearTOMAHAWK
Ect....

by Anomi June 10, 2008

not today brah

expression used in refusal or denial

After blocking a spike in volleyball, I exclaimed, "Not today brah!"

by VBKev May 9, 2010