about to be

about to be counts for girls clothing, horseshoes and handgrenades not to be confused with the word "almost"

That shirt is about to be showing way to much hun

by Darteous November 26, 2010

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed

a phrase used by people who live a clean life and realize that people who lives a life of drugs, alcohol and hookers-in-closets are not only enjoying life more, but are going to live longer and rule the planet

Brian: Well I'm glad that you had so much fun on Friday getting crunked and chasing tail all weekend while I was helping my sister move for the third time this year.

Steve: Yeah bro, it was pretty wild

Brian: If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed !

based on Chuck Lorre's response to Charlie Sheen's comment, "Chuck, I will outlive you. I will piss you off,..."

by smohr March 3, 2011

stepdad-to-be

The fiancé of one's mom. When they marry, he will become your stepdad.

Jane's mom's new boyfriend, John, proposed last night. John is Jane's stepdad-to-be.

by Disvan September 26, 2010

sucks to be you

A phrase. It's typically used by a person with few or no problems against someone who has told a woeful story about a major problem or terrible event that has recently occured to them that will not be put behind them anytime soon.

Mike: "My life is in the shitter... My wife left me, my dog was hit by a car and killed, I've lost my job, I found out I have cancer, and I need another beer!"

John: "Damn Mike! Sucks to be you!"

by Chickens Wife June 13, 2004

jokes are supposed to be funny

What people say when they refuse to admit that a joke went over their head.

Guy 1: "Wow, the song Africa by Toto is so good, there is a continent named after it!"
Guy 2: "Oh my god you're a fucking idiot. The song is named after the continent."
Guy 1: "Dude, it was a joke."
Guy 2: "Jokes are supposed to be funny."
Guy 1: "It's okay. You can admit that the joke went over your head."

by whatadickhead May 11, 2020

toben

he's funny, sweet, fun and mysertious..one of the people id most like to know better

by k October 9, 2003

tobes

Black aboriginal who likes to play soccer and have sideburns keke lah he lost his hip

Hi tobes your aborignal
you coon
nice sunglasses, oh wait their your nostrals .D.

by carnage_has_tits January 23, 2004